The Fleshlight Lady Lager is a wonderful masturbation sleeve that any man can use to reward himself for being just that awesome, or if he's in the mood for some fun. It can be used as a normal hand held sleeve or some ingenuity can be used to come up with a hands free approach to it. I've tried placing the sleeve between the mattress and box spring to simulate doggy-style sex and I've used it while lying on my back to simulate normal cowgirl style sex. The Lady Lager can fit just about any man's lifestyle as it will always be ready when you are. ILF (the company that makes the Fleshlight) recommends warming up the Fleshlight with warm water, but I suggest also warming up the lube with it. I place both the lube and Fleshlight in a sink full of warm to make the toy feel damn good on insertion.

The Lady Lager is comprised of a hard plastic outer case and a soft inner material known as Superskin. Superskin feels almost like real skin, but it only feels that way when you have applied a coat of cornstarch to it and the cornstarch washes off after every use. Otherwise the material feels sticky and tacky and attaches itself to everything including itself. The material is also porous so sharing should be out of the question unless using a condom. Please, please, please only use water based lubes with the Lady Lager, as oil based lubricants and soap will ruin the material over time. I've heard of others using silicone based stuff with this, but I don't recommend you take that chance.

The texture inside is called the Mini-Lotus and it is a scaled down version of the Lotus texture featured in the Fleshlight Girls series. The texture is quite subtle, gentle, and soft, and I could easily continue to slide my dick through the sleeve during my orgasm without feeling over stimulated. My penis felt quite pampered after I had finished. Those who want a more intense feeling should look elsewhere.

The Lady Lager is shaped like an oversized can of beer for ambiguity, but it is only discreet from a distance. Up close the labeling leaves nothing to imagination. I wouldn't leave this out because it would be to easy for a curious roommate to stumble across its true function. It has the words “Fleshlight” and “Sex” on the label, and it has a humorous warning on it too (Seriously, the guy that wrote the warning needs a raise for that.). The case is 7 3/4" long and has a diameter of 2 3/4". The inner texture can accommodate men up to 7 1/2" long and probably men up to 1 3/4" wide. Well endowed men will probably find this to be too tight.

The toy performsexcellent and I couldn't be happier in my post orgasmic bliss. It felt wonderful the entire time and it had a slow but steady build-up. It never felt too intense.

This toy doesn't have many bells or whistles (You know, I haven't really ever understood that phrase. What sex toy have you seen with actual bells or whistles? That could not be something you could hide from anyone and would definitely be a sight to see.) The parts of the toy are: outer case; removable insert, twist of cap, and twist off end cap. The end cap can be used to regulate the internal suction. Closed has the feeling of “OMG how the hell am I going to get this off my dick” while wide open has the feeling of your cock on a slip n' slide. Somewhere between those will be your sweet spot. Just be careful as sometimes the end of insert could suck onto the end cap and create a vacuum on the backstroke.

The toy isn't very noisy, but it does make some noise. And the air escaping through the vent holes make very faint noises with each stroke. Luckily it isn't so loud that it could be heard through a closed door.

As I stressed before, only use water based lubricant. The material will literally fall apart over time due to the oil eating away at the Superskin. Silicone will render the same affect, albeit indirectly.


The Fleshlight Lady Lager is both easy to care for if you don't mind the material sticking to everything. Just remove the insert from the case, run them both under warm water to remove any lube and ejaculate, and let it air dry or use a hair dryer on cool as hot air could damage the insert. You can use Isopropyl alcohol with some frequency to further aid cleaning of the insert. Make sure that the insert is dry before placing it back into the case. Easy enough, right? Well the next part isn't so. I still have not found an easy way to get the dry insert back into the case. I guess I haven't mastered stuffing a floppy pussy into a plastic case yet. I did however find that I could use a makeup brush to speed up the application of the cornstarch. I even feel like a paleontologist who discovered a male masturbation aid from circa A.D. 2010.

The Lady Lager's packaging is minimal and not discreet. On the back is a picture of the orifice and the inner texture. The packaging is quite literally just a clear plastic tube with the information inside. If you are giving it to someone as a gift, don't open the packaging as it has tamper proof tape to ensure that it hasn't been opened since it was shipped.

Ever since I purchase the Lady Lager, it has always been in my drawer waiting for my every beck and call, which I do use it frequently. It is my go to toy. My cock doesn't like the feel of my hand anymore and quite frankly I can't blame the guy.