Doesn't this toy look like a funky dude with huge ears and nose with his mouth open? When I received this toy in the mail, I thought so and had a good laugh. For a split second I thought, if I stick my dick in thing, does that mean I am being given head?! I almost took a sharpie to it and put some little eyes on it. Upon looking at the package closer I noticed that it says " The first finger on the football brings extra flit stimulation when vibrating...

Where the fuck is the football on this thing? Is Peyton Manning throwing me a touchdown pass to score in bed? Did Drew Brees have this toy on his thumb in the Superbowl giving him an edge? man if so, I sure hope I will have similar results! I think the marketing person didn't look at this toy long enough because it clearly looks like a dude and not a football. Nice Try there....

Of course this toy is a vibrating cock ring meant to either be worn with the nose up top and pointing out to give your partner some vibrating clitoral pleasure while you penetrate her.... Or, you can wear it with the nose pointing down inwards towards you to vibrate your balls. Every cock ring I have tried has been able to fit over all of my manhood increasing blood flow to all regions, but this toy isn't really made to do that. It really only fits over your penis, and that's about it. A bit disappointing for such a funny looking toy... but perhaps this little dude would perform well in bed, and if not, at least I will have endless jokes about my penis being the dudes tongue sticking out at you. Reminds me a bit of Borat saying "you will never get this"... On with the review!

This packaging doesn't state what this toy is made of so I am relying on Eden's material assessment to be correct. With that, this toy is made of phthalates-free, hypo-allergenic, and latex free TPR, which is a polymer blend. It isn't the highest on the safety scale, but it not the lowest either. It can be used with both water and silicone based lubes, but it can't be boiled to sterilize it either. Instead you must wash this toy with mild soap and water or with toy cleaner.

TPR is less porous than cyberskin but more porous than silicone, so it is recommend that you use condoms when sharing... But I don't know anyone who shares their cock rings, but if this is you, be sure to play it safe, or better yet, buy your friend one so you don't have to share! I am sure if he doesn't want to use it, he'll get a laugh at its funny shape.

I think I have sufficiently described this toy's shape and overall design, but... there's more! Ok... Ok... this isn't an infomercial, but this toy does have a few interesting features. The toy has an unstretched diameter of 1" and a listed maximum of 2". I found that it went on fairly easily with some lube on the toy, which I would recommend for ANY cock ring, otherwise it can become uncomfortable to put on and remove. The upper part of the inner ring, think of it as the roof of the mouth... has a few ridges to help hold the toy in place, which it did quite well. Other cock rings I have tried that vibrate all too often slide around and rotate during use. This one didn't do that. A pleasant surprise! The toy is fairly supple and stretchy so it will be pleasurable for everyone involved, even the dude himself!

As for the bullet, it fits in the toy horizontally on top of the nose in a tube like hole in the toy. The bullet unscrews where one tiny battery is put in. It has one button to turn it on or off. Fairly simple.

Lets just say that I made this dude puke fairly quickly. In other words it made me come pretty fast. I didn't know what to expect from this toy. I figured it was more for my girlfriend to enjoy, but it worked for both of us. I was surprised at how well the vibrations transferred to my penis, even more so while penetrating during sex. My girlfriend told me that she felt more of the vibrations inside than on her clit, but it felt great nonetheless. It also held onto me well and did not rotate or move while providing a decent amount of pressure to increase the blood flow and intensity of feeling in my penis. With that I think it exceeded both of our expectations.

The downside was that the bullet was fairly weak. While it did transfer the vibrations well, in comparison to other bullets I have tried with other toys, this one was the weakest I have experienced so far. Of course, if you have a more powerful one and it fits in the little slot, then by all means use it for a vamped up toy!

Since this toy is made of TPR, you can only clean it with toy cleaner or mild soap and water. If you want to have some fun though, you can put the toy into boiling water and pretend its Mr. Bill sitting in a hot tub and watch the toy melt and go "oh no!" as he melts into oblivion. I mean he was relaxed, right?

This toy has pretty simple plastic packaging that doesn't have a lot of information on it. The toy comes with 4 TINY batteries for the bullet.