The Deep Diver Dolphin|Cock ring: Deep diver dolphin sported the cheapest, lowest quality bullet I have ever seen on a toy. It was flimsy to the point of appearing plastic. When I inserted the watch batteries, it began to twitch and shutter in random vibrations before I even pressed the power button. Then the power button did not turn the vibrations on or off; I had to rely on how tightly I screwed on the end.

This was only the beginnings of our problems with the Deep Diver Dolphin.

It took both my partner and I struggling and stretching and lubing and re-lubing to wrangle the cock ring|Cock rings & Vibrating penis rings onto my partner’s penis. Despite how stretchy the TPR material is, we barely were able to shove it down over his head. When we finally had it down near the base of his penis, a good third if not half of his penis hung out from the penis sleeve portion of the ring.

And our clumsy application left him quite numbed up. Even after abandoning the toy, it took him an eternity to reach his orgasm.

The worst part was that despite the fact that the toy covered half his penis and had stimulators for my clit and perineum, neither of us could really feel it. The TPR was too malleable. The nose of the dolphin folded away from my clit, and the perineum tickler never even registered on my nerves.  This huge cock ring/penis sleeve with all the bells and whistles ultimately did nothing; it felt like nothing. The subtle grumblings of the bullet did not even begin to stimulate my clit.

After a failed shower attempt, we made some modifications. The worthless bullet did not survive the first round before it died, but the TPR was stretchy enough to let the dolphin accommodate my all time favorite ten speed bullet.  Riding my partner, grinding my clit down on my pulsating bullet, I came instantly. However, those orgasmic seconds were the only joy derived from the Deep Diver Dolphin.

While I did not feel the penis sleeve and its beads inside me, the added girth chaffed and dried out my labia no matter how much lube we used. After we had again ditched the dolphin, I had to stop my partner from fucking me because the residual pain was too unbearable. I ended up quite tender and a little swollen.

We’ll be sticking to our tried and true Diving Dolphin|Vibrating penis rings: Diving dolphin cock ring and immediately throwing away the Deep Diver Dolphin.