I requested Aria's Body Stroker to fulfill a need. With my upcoming delivery, my girl parts are going to be out of commission for a few weeks. Before we played with it, my plan was for Aria to act as a surrogate. Now, I'm not so sure. While we had a lot of fun with this toy, it just didn't serve its primary function very well.

The most enjoyable aspect of the toy is its appearance. In a nutshell, it's a tiny, legless, headless porn star. From top to bottom, she has a working vagina, an anus best described as decorative (no opening), a pair of fleshy breasts that closely resemble her namesake, and a hole where her neck would be. This gives the semen a place to go. It is also the most entertaining aspect of this toy for us. Sliding her down over my partner's cock, I pushed her down until the head popped out the top hole. The end result was a somewhat squat, purple-helmeted Darth Vader with great tits. My partner was also enthusiastic about how big he looked while defiling Aria. References were made to anime porn, in which impossibly large cocks are almost as wide as the petite bodies they plow into. In short, we laughed a lot while playing with the toy. This is the good part.

If I could stop the review right here, it would be a 5-star toy. Unfortunately, there is one big issue—the toy doesn't feel good. The tight opening prevents the toy from sliding up and down the shaft without pulling skin up and down along with it. At best, it provided my partner with mild pleasure. At worst, it was uncomfortable.

Clean up is a real pain. Aria's curves aren't conducive to turning her inside out, which makes it difficult to get inside for a thorough cleaning. It must also be completely dried and powdered. I have yet to find a way to completely dry it.

I really want to like this toy; I really do. But the proof is in the pudding, or lack thereof. Yes, feel free to cringe there. For all the fun we had, Aria just didn't deliver where it counts. And so, our hunt for a good hand job implement continues...