I swear I invented the cock ring. Before I had any idea that they existed—of course I was confined to an Internet-less world and boyfriends who were ecstatic that I had more than a handful and would go all the way—I thought I had ingeniously figured a way to make said boys last more than two minutes and 38 seconds. I discovered I could wrap whatever was handy around his balls. This was achieve through the use of hair ties, black velvet chokers, overly chunky metal bulbous neck chains (hey, it was the ‘90s,); always to the surprise, and ultimately the pleasure of my mate. It wasn't until years later that I found the practice is common, and could be made exponentially better with vibrators.

Since then I'd like to think I have become some what of a vibrating cock ring connoisseur, making it a mainstay in my bag of goodies; although these days, less for staying power or shock value. That being said, the Cock Rocker had much to live up to; and faired well. The beauty is in the simplicity and comfort; a soft, colorless, even unobtrusive sex toy. The cushy lifesaver-shaped cock ring rolls down ala condom style, the frenetic clit stimulators at front and back were the perfect frequency; so silent my cats didn't even move to check out the buzzing.

The only drawback of this sex toy was the thickness of the ring kept me from getting close to the vibrating bullets; we had to keep changing our position. But it kept my boy rock hard until I was ready; a far cry from hair ties and velvet chokers, but still just as hot.