Ok, I am a sexoholic, and my wife is not. I have been desperate to get her into the game. My wife is absolutely drop dead gorgeous, and it is a real shame to let a body like that go to waste.

Last week, I was really horny while surfing the net and decided to take a look at one of the adult stores I promote (EdenFantasys) to see if I could find anything to spice up my sex life. I had no idea.

Until now, I haven't really been into sex toys. My belief was that most of sex toys were cheap gag gifts that no one really used. My opinion changed in one afternoon. My new little purple friend is the Impulse 3-way Micro Arouser. Girls think it's cute and non-threatening. Guys, this thing turns your dick into a vibrator.

It has been said that after diamonds, a vibrator is a girl's best friend. Any guy who passes up the opportunity to turn his dick into a lady's best friend has to have a screw loose. In addition to the vibrator (which is speed variable), the cock ring works as a clit bumper, which in itself is worth the price of admission. Even without the vibrator installed, the head gets right into the clit to get your lady off.

The tail is supposed to offer anal stimulation, but I don't think it works all that well. This cock ring is made of a very soft jelly material that is extremely stretchy and very comfortable to wear. It should easily fit any size cock. The vibrator is quite powerful for its size and has a speed control dial. My wife was initally shocked by the sensation and turned the vibrator down. After a few minutes, she warmed up and cranked the speed up to max power.

Enough about her; what will this do for you? Well, in addition to having your lady reach for your dick instead of her vibrator, you will also enjoy using this. I purchased this toy with my lady in mind. I was very pleased to find out it was good for me too. The vibration is very mild at the base of your shaft but is enough to get you hard fast. With the cock ring on, it is very easy to control your erection. You really feel like a porn star with this thing on. Sex is more intense and satisfying.

This high power unit runs on three AA batteries. I really like that the vibrator is positioned vertically to better massage the clit. I don't know if it will really help, but it looks good. This unit has a wired controller, which I believe has both an up and a down side. If your lady is new to adult toys, I would suggest one of the a wireless cock ring. Getting into bed with wires coming out of your dick might be a little too much for some women. The up side is that once your lady has fallen in love with your vibrating penis, she will really love being able to drive the speed controller. Now, instead of yelling faster, faster, slower, she can just press buttons.