Ok, I admit it; I'm a bit picky when it comes to my sex toys. I like them to be cheap. I would prefer an anal orifice, and I like closed end toys for the lack of mess. And I really don't see the point of a toy that's only 4 inches long. After a couple of fruitless weeks of searching for a toy that would meet these criteria, I stumbled upon Carmen's tight ass|Carmen's tight ass masturbator. Overjoyed beyond belief, I immediately ordered it.

The day it arrived, I raced back to my room to try it out. This toy was everything it was advertised to be; which deeply impressed me. The material is very nice... soft and very stretchy; the toy is already 7 inches long, and I suspect that it would accommodate up to 10 inches or more. The opening is nicely textured, a big plus. I'm not exactly huge, and although this toy was somewhat tight, it felt pretty loose as well. The external ribs helped me keep a firm grasp on it, although the size of the toy made it a bit floppy. The internal ribs were amazing, and after a surprisingly short amount of time, I soon felt a mind-blowing orgasm coming on. Clean up was easy; I simply washed it out.

For a $20 toy, I was pleasantly surprised at the longevity of it... I'm somewhat rough with my sessions, so I had worried about tearing, but even after a month it only had a slight tear. A rubber band around the entrance soon fixed that. I'm convinced that I would be using this toy right now had I not been foolish enough to use baby oil as my lube (oil based lubes deteriorate these products).

I'm not so sure that I would recommend this toy to anyone who's smaller than me... It just feels too loose. For bigger men though, this is undoubtedly the toy for you! It's cheap, big enough that you can go balls-deep in it, and I suspect that a well endowed man would find this toy very tight. Add to that the fact that this toy stands up very well, and you've got a $20 toy that's probably worth twice that.