Opening and Design Impressions

IMPORTANT NOTE: This is a prosthetic attachment, not an extender or sleeve. Men will get no enjoyment out of this. But, on the plus side, you can go all night with one as you don't need to be hard to use this. It would be great for men with ED, insatiable lovers, or size queens.

If you are looking into this because of ED issues, make sure that your partner is used to extremely large toys. We are into the really big stuff and this was a tight fit. For a slightly smaller but still large version try the smaller size: Red Boy Curved Std Size

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The Red Boy comes in one of those silly sex shop blister packs that cut your fingers. Open it up, get Red Boy out, then throw the packaging away where your relatives/kids/pets won't find it.

Once opened, the Red Boy will feel GIGANTIC in your hands. It's bigger than the Rambone and smaller than the Bam. Actually this is about the EXACT size of a Coke can.

It smells, the inside of it is hard and scratchy, so we were not expecting any male satisfaction out of this (other than the look on Wifey's face after sliding it in!)

The straps attach with little buttons, it looked flimsy at first, but they really do hold.

Overall it looks like it is made cheaply, but it is cheaply priced and pretty big, which is what we were looking for. The quality of the vinyl is smooth and great, so the important stuff is built just fine.

Material, Safety, and Cleaning

Big Red is Vinyl, which is about as unsafe as you can get, condoms would be recommended over this, or at the very least, good cleaning and please NO sharing with this one without condoms.

The red part of the toy is easy to clean with soap and water or toy cleaner, it's very smooth and things don't get stuck to it easily (including lint). The straps however can get lube on them if you are not careful, that can harbor bacteria. If you are worried about it, they can be soaked in soap and water and line dried before the next use. Or you can be careful with the lube so you don't soak the straps.

Dimensions and Shape

The head of this Royal toy is LARGE, it's about the same size or bigger than a pop can at the top of the shaft, after the head, there are three modestly sized ridges.

The shaft of the toy is a bit smaller than a pop can, and is slightly curved for G-Spot stimulation (though this toy is big enough to stimulate everything).

The straps should adjust to accommodate even plus size users. It needs to be tightened very tightly to stay snug on his skin but once it is it stays put and allows for thrusting at will without any slipping.

The inside of the toy should fit most users, we bought the Royal version because hubby is 8" long and 6" around, but he has plenty of room in this one, so maybe we should have gone a size smaller, maybe...

Once in the bedroom we warmed up with the a few smaller toys, gradually warming up to a 2" dildo (this is 2 3/8"). I was pretty turned on by this thing. Hubby slipped it on and pulled the straps tight, he didn't think that it would stay on, but in use it didn't budge a bit.

Getting the head in on this bad boy is an AMAZING feeling. The toy is not hard and can be squeezed a bit by the labia and inner walls to mold to your anatomy, unlike some harder dongs that cause discomfort. The material is super slippery with water based lube, and the lube lasts forever.

Once hubby finally got used to applying gentle thrusting pressure on my labia with this, he slowly slipped in it, the pop that the big head provides made me gasp for air, followed immediately by a very full feeling. Once in, hubby slowly started pushing in and out, stretching my labia out just a little bit with each ridge. Once past the ridges, this toy gets going on what it does best: thursting!

If you can get used tot he size, this is the perfect length and material for great, all night long, balls to the wall sex. The kind of sex that lasts for hours and leaves you both covered in sweat from head to toe. Because this is a prosthetic, you can fantasize about all sorts of size related things, or just enjoy the moment with your partner actually moving on top of you, which makes it more realistic than using a standard dildo.

I didn't come from the red boy alone, but a combination of the Red Boy and the Wahl massager brought me THE BEST ORGASM OF MY LIFE. We are talking a full on, body shaking, arched back, gushing orgasm. And this is coming from a girl who doesn't usually squirt.

So yeah, it's cheap, and it's huge. It also stays put, and has all the right ridges and head size that you need for a great night.