The exterior of the Fleshlight "Pink Lotus Lager" is shaped like a 16 ounce beer can. The plastic top of the can is silvery in color and looks very similar to the top of a real can. It even has a circular indent around the edge of the can, and a pull tab and drink opening set into the center of the top. The top portion of the can screws off to reveal the squishy Fleshlight interior. The opening of the "Pink Lotus Lager" features the "classic lady orifice" which looks like a realistic vagina, with both labia and a clitoris.
The label features a metallic hot pink band right below the silver top of the can. Underneath the band is a goldish area with a water droplet and bamboo stalk design. On the front of the can is the name "Pink Lotus Lager" and underneath that there is a picture of a squatting female ninja holding a sword horizontally above her bare chest. Waist down she is nude and there is a picture of a lotus covering where her vagina would be. Underneath this illustration it says "16 FL OZ" and below that is a removable silver bottom similar in design to the top of the can. The bottom of the can can be twisted off for cleaning, or can be unscrewed to adjust the suction. The back of the can has a little panel that says "Government Warning" and states that it may be your best friend if your wife is pregnant, may impair your ability to operate heavy machinery, and that "Frequent use may prevent births." The back also has the sex in a can and Fleshlight logos, and states that it is the "#1 selling male sex toy."
The "mini lotus" interior texture is different from the original Fleshlight texture, because it has a series of textured openings ranging from one that looks like a circle, to one that looks triangular, and several oval shaped ones. These openings fall one after another, and there are seven of these little chambers in total. These openings don't only vary in shape, but also in size and width.
The can has a length of 7 1/2" with a width of 2 3/4" and a vaginal depth of 6 1/2." It also weighs around one pound. As previously stated, this masturbator is best suited for smaller than average, and average sized users, because they will not only be able to fit the best, but they will also be able to experience the strongest sensations from the textured sleeve. Although it is possible for larger users to use this masturbator, they may not be able to feel the textured sleeve as well since stretching will occur to accommodate the user. Also, this masturbator is nice in that it is quite adjustable. If you are a larger user you may want to completely unscrew the bottom of the can so that you will have more space for thrusting.
This toy is very easy to hide, because the can acts as a kind of included packaging. The only things that would impede hiding this toy would be the label which has a partially naked squatting woman, and the overall size of the "Pink Lotus Lager." This masturbator is perfect for travel, because you can just throw it in a suitcase without worrying about it getting crushed, or rubbing up against something that might harm the material or cause it to attract unwanted debris.
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