Wow...this thing is HEAVY! This is easily the largest love tube I've ever held. This really works in its favor, actually. With this much weight, it actually feels closer to the real thing (as much as it can). The use is pretty straight forward: lube it, lube yourself, and let nature take its course. When you are using it though, make sure you keep your hands separated: one hand for lube and the other to hold on to it. The weight also lets you use it in other positions too. Unlike other synthetic strokers, this will actually hold its shape enough where you won't crush it too much in other positions.

When I got this, my girlfriend just left to go to China for about 6 weeks...PERFECT TIMING!

This was my first time with UR3. I was very impressed with the material, except for the cleaning. It is as smooth as real skin; think exotic dancer in an air-conditioned club, not the cute girl pulling her laundry out of a dryer at the laund-ro-matic. Meggan Mallone's pocket pal even kinda smells like an exotic dancer up on stage with those awesome smelling lotions and sprays.

When I put my face to the Big Red looking labia and clit, it feels 90% like a real woman's nommy bits. They even got the slightly raised shaven hair follicles right!

The material AND texture are great, very soft and giving. The interior texture is simply a whole series of ridges.

I prefer this design to other strokers I've used. For one, it isn't sealed. The tunnel goes all the way through, which I prefer; I'm not a big fan of suction. This toy really has zero suction that I could tell. The size, as stated above, is large. Due to the continuous tube, this will work for any length of penis.

Unless you have a box or drawer full of prosthetic limbs, I don't see how you can hide this. Over all, it's about as tall as one of those monstrous cans of energy drinks. It is not discreet, but could ride on an airplane (don't think it'll show up as much in security scans).

UR3 is a very porous and not for the indifferent toy user. You can click the link to read the care instructions. If you wash it with soapy water right after using it, it should be OK.

Water-based lubes only or you could damage Meggan Mallone's wonderful nommy bits.

There is nothing obtuse or discreet about the packaging. You see a pic of Meggan Mallone on the front of the box. The box is pretty fragile, but you could use the plastic bag for storage.

When I first saw this product, I described it as a stick of chewed Big Red on the stump of a prosthetic wrist.

I'm glad I gave it a chance though, it's great!