A Pleasant Pussy

This toy gets a 4.5/5 from me, but because of the star system I have to choose a 4/5. This is only due to small reasons: the weird noises this toy makes and the fact that if it was a just about an inch longer it would be perfect. Score issues aside, this is an awesome masturbator. If you have a $10-$20 UR3 masturbator you like but want an upgrade, consider getting this.
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Pros
Enjoyable ribbing and weight
Easy to clean
Pleasant design
Cons
Weird noises
Could be a tad longer
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The best use for this toy is a male masturbator for solo or couple use. Although this toy has some weight to it, it is not enough to use freestanding; so use a hand or other means to secure it. It can stimulate the entire length of the penis and has a hole in the back to accommodate any depth of insertion. The best occasion for this is an everyday toy for masturbation, or if you wish to stimulate a partner's penis during any sexual encounter. (It is UR3 so there is no such thing as true disinfection for "safe sharing" for multiple people.)
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

IMPORTANT NOTE: The very first thing I would suggest when you get the toy is to wash the vulva/labia. The coloring ends up coming off and can stain whatever material it lands on.

Upon original opening, there was a light smell that was noticeable from the toy (gets weaker over time). There is no taste to the toy. UR3 is reasonably skin like and I enjoy it for a masturbator of this design. The material is soft but is also firm and sturdy enough for reasonably rough use.

The internal texture of this toy is uniform ribbing throughout. As other users have pointed out, there is a negative consequence to this, moving an inserted penis in it can produce a musical instrument like effect. Other than that weird issue, the ribbing is mild but plenty good to eventually get anybody off.
    • Porous
    • Ribbed
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design is quite nice; simple yet effective. The shape is also pleasing, but for some reason (unbeknownst to me) there is a slightly raised star on the top of the toy. The size is nice but keep in mind the 6 inches of vaginal depth is variable with use, it is possible to have a shorter object protrude out the back due to how the material moves/stretches/compresses. The toy does not fit in the pocket pussy category in my opinion, because there are few pockets big enough to hide this in it. But obviously it does follow the average pocket pussy design, so lovers of that will enjoy this. The overall weight to the toy is nice and I think it significantly adds to stimulation.

For the actual dimensions of the toy, it stands 6.5 inches from the base to the raised sides of the face and 6 inches from the base to the depressed portion of the face. The toy has a diameter of about 3 inches on the face of the masturbator. The toy slowly tapers off to the hexagonal base that has a diameter of 2.5 inches from side to side. The small hole in the back has a diameter of about 0.25 inches (but obviously it stretches).
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

The only added feature this toy posses is having a hole in the back. The hole in the back can be covered for a suction-like effect. The penis inserted into this toy has the option to either ejaculate inside the toy or out the back hole. Covering the hole helps silence this toy, but the sound effects (musical and sloshing) still remain a persistent issue.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This has been the easiest to clean masturbator I have used. The uniform size of the vagina and hole in the back makes cleaning a breeze. I recommend doing a wash and dry after every use. This toy, so far, has not gotten sticky and no powder application has been needed. You should only use water based lubes and preferably only use soaps/cleaning agents as needed to keep the material in good shape. I have used hybrid water/silicone lubes in this with no apparent side effect, but this is not explicitly recommended by the manufacturer or Eden, so attempt at your own risk.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The box is rather large if you are used to the smaller boxes some masturbators seem to come in. This box stands at 9.5 inches tall, 4.5 inches wide, and has a depth of 3.5 inches. Inside the box there are some extra cardboard panels to provide structural support for the toy which is in a standard Doc Johnson plastic baggie, and a there is a generic UR3 cleaning and care paper insert. You can use the box as storage; just don't crush it and it should last you a while.

The packaging is not discrete at all and is covered in eye catching graphics and colors. The front panel has a picture of Vivid star Lacie Heart in a school girl's uniform showing off her bra and panties. The back has another picture of Lacie in the same outfit, this time showing off her small breasts. Not particularly stimulating, but if that gets you going, might as well enjoy the sight.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

Seriously, clean the pink dye off the toy when you get it, it stained my sheets.
Follow-up commentary
I still like this toy. The only thing that kind of surprised me was how easy it was to make a mess with this toy just thanks to the open end design. You really need to plan where you are going to point the end, or how to cover up the hole if you plan to finish with the masturbator. The fact that this toy has some size and weight to it doesn't effectively save you from that trouble.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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