Okay, so this is no classy toy, sleek in design and easily dismissed to guests as a new-style beer cozy when you accidentally leave it on the kitchen counter. This is a neon green masturbator and it makes no attempts to disguise it! However, when it works this well, I'm more than willing to overlook the fact that that it looks like a prop from a bad UFO porn.

But back to the beginning: The Suzumiya Kokomi ribbed masturbator comes in a box meant to entice. The front of the box has a color picture of an anime girl with pigtails and her white blouse pulled up to expose her perky breasts. She's wearing thigh-high stockings and posed to permit full access, her hand resting on her thigh to separate them as needed. She is staring directly at you with her mouth open. Seriously, there is no orifice she isn't offering.

So you have a cute and easy girl on the front, but then you open the box to find a product completely at odds with what she's offering. Green and jelly-like, the Suzumiya Kokomi ribber masturbator is a 4.5" wobbly mound.

Holding it in your hand, you can easily squish it like a tension ball. The material is TPR (thermoplastic rubber) and is extremely malleable, a fact that makes it usable by men of all sizes. The box states that it has no odor, but I think they mean that no odor was added. Because when I opened this package it had a definitive smell to it. This scent lessened with time and washing, but was still present. Of course, it isn't over-powering and wasn't noticeable during use, so it was no big deal. I was more interested to discover that with washing (I was mine in warm water with anti-bacterial soap) it doesn't retain any odor. So the material is flexible jelly-like but not porous enough to worry about hygiene.

Now, for the shape: As I said before, it looks like some kind of alien prop out of a bad porn. It looks like a pyramid made of widening circles set on top of each other. But as I stated in the summary and in the title, it's not what's outside that counts.

I didn't want my husband to see this masturbator before we tried it (since it looked so WEIRD!) so I let him know I was going to try something different tonight and had him put a pillow over his head. I started to give him a blow job and when he became erect I told him that it might feel a little cool and, putting on a little water-based lubricant, I slipped this masturbator on his shaft.

The result was immediate. His hips started to thrust upward as my hand stroked this up and down. His breathing became more erratic and he started to moan. Now this is incredible as my husband is typically self-conscious of making noises even during sex. I continued to stroke him even after he came until he told me to stop. He was totally spent and told me honestly that his balls ached from the force of his ejaculation. But even more fantastic was that his penis was still hard.

So, we are giving this product a rave review. The inside is ribbed in various angles and widths, increasing the stimulation with diversity. My husband said he feel the different ridges as I teasingly slid it up and down slowly, stimulating both his shaft and the sensitive area around his head. The suction area was a treat, letting his head move past the ridged areas and then back into them.

The opening was a perfect size and he slid right in.

From a hygienic standpoint, I love the open-ended feature. That combined with the stretchy-nature of the material made cleaning it a breeze. And no worries about stretching it a bit to clean it, it goes right back to its original shape.

In fact, the only problem I had with this fantastic piece of equipment was on my first try I got some of the lubricant on the hand I used to grip it on the outside and had to switch hands because I couldn't get a grip.

So, we give it rave reviews. My hubby says that he will use it solo and I know I'll use it again during our bedroom play together. So yes, it looks odd, but as my husband said, a little breathlessly, after his first experience "It may look f-ed up, but it f-ed me up!"

It's been several weeks now and this neon alien cock-jumper is still a happy addition to our household. This is a toy that we use in play for the two of us and my husband enjoys solo. I know I mentioned this in my initial review, but I'd like to reiterate that this has been incredibly stimulating for my husband. He enjoys the bumps and ridges and how they stimulate him. Sometimes after his play, he has to be gentle taking it off, his sensitivity is so high. I must admit, if this ever wears out (which it shows no sign of doing), I will replace it!