So, this thing is great. Okay, it's better than great... Okay, fine, I'm seriously not trying to hype it up, but it's fantastic. I purchased mine with the Wonder Wave texture, and I'd say the best part about it is that it really feels like a pussy. I picked this up because, as I'm sure most men are, I was getting a little tired of "Palm-ela". Let me tell you, this thing got me going again.

Obviously the simple way to use it is to apply lube (WATER BASED ONLY), and stroke yourself with it. It can also be wedged between some cushions, so you can thrust into it. The best part about this toy is that its realism lends to other uses. For example, I even like to finger it. The feeling is that good. I would advise against getting your face too close to it, however, as it doesn't really taste good. There is also a slight odor. Speaking of the materials used, I come to the first real con of the Fleshlight.

This thing is tough to maintain. Cleaning involves disassembly, and two different cleaning routines. The plastic holder is easy enough -- soap and warm water. Make sure to dry it very thoroughly, as any moisture will cause mold and degradation of the sleeve. The sleeve itself must be cleaned with luke warm water ran thoroughly through the opening, and then it allowed to air dry for best results. A small amount of cornstarch needs to be applied periodically in order to keep the sleeve supple. One other point, while it is certainly very pleasurable to "finish" inside, cleanups a lot easier if you don't.

Okay, that's enough downer talk. The last point I will mention, is the two different "modes" this can be used in. The first is with the closed end unscrewed. This feels pretty good, and it really works you "up" without too intense a sensation. However, this is a little noisy. The second "mode" is with the end closed. This creates a suction that actually creates a sort of pump and, for me at least, produces some very, very large and healthy erections. The kind that can lead to a very excited wifey, that loves to show me that the real thing is always the best. If you need a little self-gratification,tand you don't mind a little diligence with maintenance, this toy is a very good addition to your life.