Oh Xtreme Pack, how wonderful you are straight out of the box. With nice intense vibrations you get the job done fast and right. You smell decent, you're quiet, and you even have nice grippies on the side. Your colors, like your name, remind me of water gun fights I used to have when I was 8. And, like as cheap and flimsy as one of those plastic guns, the Xtreme Pack promptly decided to work only when it wanted to a week after I bought it.

The vibrations are great, although the multiple vibrating and light patterns are a nice gimmick, they really didn't do much for me or my battery life. The cord is slightly cumbersome, adequate for masturbation but impossible for real use during sex.

I tried using the bullet with my boyfriend, each of us trying to manage the too short cord around our bodies so that we could control it. Doggy style with me holding both ends is impossible. Missionary is uncomfortable and awkward. I ended up throwing the whole bullet pack on the other side of the bed because I was just so fed up with the damn thing.

The cord. That horrible, horrible cord. My Xtreme Pack broke within the first few light uses, and only works when I wiggle the cord a certain way and hold it there completely still. Being the lazy cheapskate I am, I refused to throw the toy out because it still worked somewhat. I didn't want to believe that I spent $27 on something that would break on me the next day. So I kept using it, too cheap to buy another clitoris stimulator, even two months later.

Too many nights I have spent on the brink of orgasm from this bullet, only to be let down because I shifted slightly and the bullet stopped working!

If the toy worked the way it did the day I opened it for another 6 months, I'd rate this a 5. But, since it broke so easily, I give it a 2.

I wanted to get off, fast. I looked in my toy drawer and looked at my options: some dildos, an ancient rabbit vibe, my gorgeous Pure Wand, a shitty truck stop pocket rocket, and the Xtreme Pack.

Unfortunately my old clit stimulator died, and it's only replacement was the Xtreme Pack. "Why me?" I wondered, as I pushed the bright green button, hoping, praying that it would start up without too much hassle. Nothing. I wiggled the cord a bit, and twisted the connector on the controller. A quiet whine started squealing out of the bullet where vibrations should have been coming. Dead batteries again; so I switched them out. More twisting, and ah! A buzz! And off. I hold the cord just so, and I've made contact!

No fancy business here: flat on my back, completely still, bullet on the clit, other hand holding the cord and the pack in the air. Move an inch and the vibrating stops and I have to futz around for a minute to get it to work again. Other positions taken for granted are now impossible without gymnastics or exceptional upper body strength, since you have to hold position rigid unless you want the buzzing to stop.

I'm going to cum! Well, no, I'm not, because I moved so now the ride's over. =(