I'm not usually in the mood to insert things when I'm at play, but an occasional temptation will hit me. So I like toys that can double as both an effective clitoral stimulator and also a great insertable vibe. The Clitorial Hummer billed itself as both of these, plus it's waterproof to boot. I was sold. At about six inches long (insertable) and little more than an inch thick in diameter, this isn't the biggest toy you'll find out there. But hey, it's got a little nub that's supposed to help with g-spot orgasms. So why not give it a try?

The Hummer is made of hard plastic, which is quick and easy to clean (just some soap and water). It takes 2-AA batteries and works with oil, water, and silicone based lubes. I was super excited about it once I finally got it going but...

It was a bit disappointing. The multiple speed rotation dial allows you to control the strength of the vibration, but even on maximum it was never really strong enough for me. The design, with a hard nub on one end and a grooved indent on the other. The nub is meant for concentrated vibration at a specific point, and I thought the groove would be great for a blanket feeling of vibration in a general area. However, it didn't really do anything for me. Perhaps if you are sensitive and can't take a lot of strong vibration, it would be good for you. I was not blown away.

The nub too, was just mediocre. It does feel good, but it was never strong enough to give me a mind-blowing orgasm. Inserted, the vibrations are even weaker, and I could never get that nub to hit my g-spot. Plus, I found the rotation dial to be rather flimsy; the grip isn't great, and it's easy to accidentally change the vibration speed if it's inserted.

It works well in the shower or in the tub, but it never became my go-to shower toy. Usually the shower is my quickie time, and this toy just wasn't powerful enough to push me toward that edge.