For those of you with non-picky G-spots and the right anatomy this just might be the toy of your dreams! I mean it's cute, pink, little, and inexpensive. Definitely a great way to try out a G-spot toy if you've never had one.
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Pros
Cute Cute Pink Great for beginners
Cons
Loud Small No instructions Not for everyone's anatomy
Cute G by NMC Ltd. is definitely cute looking, but that is about all it has going for it. It is smaller and may be a great toy for a beginner, or someone who likes smaller toys but it just wasn't for me. It was designed for G-spot pleasure but it just didn't work for me in that spot. It worked better on my clit than where it was originally designed for. This is in no way designed for anal. It is small and doesn't have a flared base. Yes, it does get bigger towards the end....But that is NOT flared enough. Especially since plastic is so slick and could get sucked into the dark abyss. If you did try anything beyond a little tickling, you could lose it up there and have aN embarrassing ER visit. I don't know about you, but I live in a small town and that's a story I don't want around town!
An upside to it is that it is waterproof. You can take it in the shower or bath for a little playtime. It works great on nipples too. You can enjoy it alone or with your partner.
This is a plastic which is rated an 8 on the Eden safety scale. Plastic is non-porous and phthalate-free material with a firm yet smooth texture. It is a darker pink at both ends of the toy and a lighter pink in between. Between the light and dark pink on the bottom of the toy is a ring of rhinestones that wraps around the toy. At the top between the two colors there is a smaller seam that I could feel with my hands but not internally. As for smell, I was relieved when I opened the bag and there was only a faint new plastic smell that went away with the first washing.
Plastic is smooth and hard which makes it glide over skin nicely with no grab or dragging feeling. However, since it has no give to it you should be careful if you’re putting it in your mouth you might crack a tooth. I would say that about pelvic bones but it is not a toy that you are going to be able to get into you very deep.
Design-wise this is very cute and girly. Unfortunately, it was only visually appealing to me. The design did nothing for my G-spot. I'm sure that it may work for some people; I just wasn't one of those women. Story of my life! I thought that the thin neck and little wider rounded tip would do the trick for my picky G-spot. At least my clit isn't as picky about what turns her on.
The size is nice and on the smaller side with a total length of 6". The insertable portion is just 4.25". The thickest part of the toy’s diameter is 2". I think that it could have been just a little longer. That might have made it hit the right spot for me. I think that if you can reach your G-spot easily with a finger, this may be the right toy for you. If you can't, keep looking.
Due to its small size, you can put it in your purse or even a pocket of your jacket. As far as travel goes, I think adults would know what it was. Maybe that's just me since I've seen so many toys. You might be able to get it passed an innocent sex toy virgin.
There is a simple little clearish button on the bottom of the toy. I have long nails so I had a little difficulty with the button. Once I was able to get it turned on, there are 3 speeds that you can choose between. It is only powered by one AA battery, so it isn't very strong even on the highest setting.
As far as noise goes, the higher the setting goes, the louder it is. On the first setting it is 2 bees, middle setting 3 bees & the highest setting 4 bees. It makes a plastic rattling noise. That is the only way I can describe it. You can definitely hear it from under the blankets. Possibly in the next room if the house was silent. If you live with nosy people the best bet for this would be in a shower. The noise of the water should drown out the rattling noise. Good thing it's waterproof!
Plastic is very easy to care for since it is not porous or sticky. You can use antibacterial soap and water, toy cleaner, or toy wipes. If you do plan on sharing this you should clean it with diluted bleach water (10% bleach solution). You do not have to be careful cleaning it as long as it is sealed tightly, only if the bottom is open. Just because it is waterproof doesn't mean you can get water in the battery compartment.
After cleaning it I suggest putting it into a little Ziploc bag. Even though it is slick, hard plastic and dust won't stick to it, I tend to keep all my toys separated into little baggies. You should also remove the battery before storing any toys. Not only might they accidentally turn on, batteries sometimes leak battery acid. That can not only ruin a toy, it can burn that crap out of your privates!
A great feature to plastic toys is that you can use any lube with them. Also, since plastic is a slicker material you shouldn't need a lot of lube as long, as you use a good one it shouldn't dry out.
As far as packaging goes, it's nothing special. It is in a clear plastic bag inside of a harder clear plastic collapsible tube that had the Eden logo on it and some additional website information. The name of the toy is nowhere to be found in the packaging. As far as giving this to someone it could definitely be wrapped up; but if they shook it, it would rattle around.
Not discreet
Recyclable
Follow-up commentaryI still don't like it2 months after original review
As cute as it is, it just sits in my toy collection never getting a chance. It's cute but why play with something that is loud and doesn't do anything for you? I should probably just throw it away but for some reason I keep it around.
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