We're breaking up... Literally.
Overall, I'll skip on this one next time around. It was given to me in a "Get Well Soon" basket made by my best friend. She meant well, but picked the wrong mini-vibe/ bullet. Breaks far too easily and way too fast! Not my thing.
Published:
Pros
Small, Discreet, Quiet, Safe material
Cons
Uses weird batteries, Breaks way too fast
This 3 inch, discreet vibrator was meant to give you some secretive pleasure when you can't afford for others to find out. However, this little gal can't stay together long enough to fit the bill. For the price, I halfway expected this to happen. However, a low price is really no excuse for a toy that is simply a piece of crap. Whether you were planning to use this as a mini vibe or a bullet, you may be wasting your time.
Being someone who has used a wide range of vibrators, I will put this little girl in the 3 vrooms department. Bees... Well, it is decently quiet at 2 bees. Not too bad, and won't be heard behind a closed door. So it's not a bad toy, it just won't work for someone who usually uses 4/5 vroom vibes.
This vibe is adjusted using a dial, or dial grip, located at the bottom where you twist the toy shut. It is extremely hard to adjust, and this issue alone should have been enough to make me trash this vibe, yet I still attempted to have fun with it. I always unscrewed the cap or grip completely because you have to put so much effort into turning the dial. This is somewhat good, because you won't accidentally change the levels during play. However, the bigger problem is turning this vibe off and on accidentally. It is far too easy to do so.
This vibe runs on 1 N battery. These can be difficult to find and I usually buy them off of EF to avoid having to search for them in my area. If you insist on this toy, be sure to throw some N batteries in your basket before checking out.
The Secret is made of plastic. This is a very, very, very easy material to take care of. Being non-porous, it can be shared after washing. You can also use whatever lubricant you'd like with it. Warm water and antibacterial soap is a great method of washing, since it is waterproof. However, toy sprays, toy wipes, and alcohol wipes can be used in a hurry. I would not insert this product into the vagina, as there is a crevasse where vaginal fluid can get lodged and would be hard to clean out.
This vibe completely stopped working. I was finally beginning to near an orgasm after 15 minutes and BOOM it stops working. I figured the battery died, so I replaced it, yet it wouldn't turn on. It didn't overheat or make weird noises, either. It simply died. First use, cared for correctly, accurate batteries, and never even touched water. How cool is that?
Being someone who has used a wide range of vibrators, I will put this little girl in the 3 vrooms department. Bees... Well, it is decently quiet at 2 bees. Not too bad, and won't be heard behind a closed door. So it's not a bad toy, it just won't work for someone who usually uses 4/5 vroom vibes.
This vibe is adjusted using a dial, or dial grip, located at the bottom where you twist the toy shut. It is extremely hard to adjust, and this issue alone should have been enough to make me trash this vibe, yet I still attempted to have fun with it. I always unscrewed the cap or grip completely because you have to put so much effort into turning the dial. This is somewhat good, because you won't accidentally change the levels during play. However, the bigger problem is turning this vibe off and on accidentally. It is far too easy to do so.
This vibe runs on 1 N battery. These can be difficult to find and I usually buy them off of EF to avoid having to search for them in my area. If you insist on this toy, be sure to throw some N batteries in your basket before checking out.
The Secret is made of plastic. This is a very, very, very easy material to take care of. Being non-porous, it can be shared after washing. You can also use whatever lubricant you'd like with it. Warm water and antibacterial soap is a great method of washing, since it is waterproof. However, toy sprays, toy wipes, and alcohol wipes can be used in a hurry. I would not insert this product into the vagina, as there is a crevasse where vaginal fluid can get lodged and would be hard to clean out.
This vibe completely stopped working. I was finally beginning to near an orgasm after 15 minutes and BOOM it stops working. I figured the battery died, so I replaced it, yet it wouldn't turn on. It didn't overheat or make weird noises, either. It simply died. First use, cared for correctly, accurate batteries, and never even touched water. How cool is that?
Follow-up commentary
3 days after original review
Obviously, I don't like this product and will not be buying it again. I'll have to look for a higher quality mini vibe that won't break!
This content is the opinion of the submitting contributor and is not endorsed by EdenFantasys.com
EdenFantasys Review Program
- Get Free Toys
- Enjoy Special Deals
Comments
Subscribe to comments
-
Wow! That sucks! At least you didn't spend big bucks on this.
-
That's terrible! I've never had a toy die that fast. Hopefully it was just a defect and not too common with this vibrator.
-
thanks for the review sorry it never work out for you
-
Awesome review! Thanks!
-
Great job! Love your title!
-
thanks for the review!
-
Great review.
-
Great review
-
Thanks for the warning, Ill pass on this
-
Thanks for the review
-
ty
-
ty
Forum
Discussion | Posts | Last Update |
---|---|---|
Secret – discreet massager | 4 |
- See all discussions
Thank you for viewing Secret – bullet vibrator review page!