Perusing the edenfantasys website, I noticed that although there are a great variety of vaginal exercisers. There are really three distinct styles; a wand, balls attached to each other, or distinct balls, frequently referred to as Ben Wa Balls. The Pearl Weighted Orgasm Balls are of the third variety, small vaginal exercisers nearly an inch in diameter made of nickel-free, non-tarnishing metal.

Personally, I find these claims an annoyance at best. Although the Orgasm Balls are advertised as a new larger size, nearly an inch in diameter, I still found myself asking, "larger than what?" As far as I can tell, the Pearl Weighted Orgasm Balls are in fact smaller than any attached orgasm balls I have been exposed to. Inserted, they gave me to no sense of fullness or satisfaction, although before warming up to body temperature, the metal did provide a smooth cool sensation that was mildly enjoyable. With respect to being nickel-free and non-tarnishing, am I being presumptuous to assume that those should be standard features for any item you expect me to insert inside of my pussy? I hope not.

The pearl coating is surely meant as an aesthetic touch, but after reading customer reviews on the edenfantasys website, it was hard not to be concerned about the balls bumping together and having bits of the coating chip off inside of me. As far as I'm concerned, safety should always outweigh aesthetics when it comes to sex toys. Although I know the balls themselves are made of metal, it is not even clear what the pearl coating is made of, and this whole situation gives me the willies.

With the safety aspect aside, I also found myself disappointed that although the ball is weighted, unlike vaginal exercisers such as Smart Balls, the weight is centered, which means they feel heavy inside of you, but they don't jostle and move and adjust with every little movement like they would if the weight was off-center.

My final complaint about the Pearl Weighted Orgasm Balls is probably just a matter of preference; although I know that there is no where for these balls to get lost inside of me, I found myself continually concerned about how difficult it would be to remove the balls. They are, after all, small, smooth balls in a tight and moist place, not exactly what I would call easy to extract. It turns out I vastly prefer attached vaginal exercisers with a small cord for easy removal and peace of mind.

All that being said, I did find that while inserted, clit stimulation was both enjoyable and enhanced; but unfortunately, with a mind distracted by safety and the inadequate size, weight, and removal method, the Pearl Weighted Orgasm Balls did not in fact bring me to orgasm and were disappointing as a whole.