Uma, I can't get enough of you!

If you can look past the difficult buttons, the Uma by Je Joue is an amazing and powerful toy that you'll be craving more and more of. With it's silky smooth silicone and elegant design it's hard not to fall in love with Uma.
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Pros
Powerful
Silky Smooth Silicone
Rechargeable, & Waterproof
Cons
The Buttons
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Uma is the strongest internal vibrator I have encountered as of yet, and is now my new favorite. The silky smooth silicone makes for easy insertion with a small amount of lubricant. While she doesn't have an extreme curve she is ideal for g-spot stimulation. She is very firm and could be used for thrusting, although I much more prefer just rocking her back and forth. The powerful vibrations Uma provides also feel great on the clitoris as well as other parts of the body. Since Uma doesn't have a flared base you wouldn't want to use her anally.

Uma is seriously an AMAZINGLY powerful vibe that feels great all on her own. If you want to intensify the feeling, she feels great internally combined with using a Hitachi wand (or wand of your preference) at the same time. Oh my gosh, pure heaven! You can also take her in the shower or pool with you as she is 100% waterproof. You really can't go wrong with this vibe.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Uma is made of silky smooth food grade silicone. She feels just as elegant and beautiful as she looks. There is literally no drag to this toy and she inserts perfectly with a tiny amount of water based lube. When I first took Uma out of the box I couldn't help but keep running my fingers over her. I have never felt silicone so soft and smooth to the touch. I had heard great things about Je Joue's silicone but never had experienced it for myself until now, and let me tell you--- it definitely lives up to the hype!

This toy doesn't have any give to it as the silicone is wrapped around a hard base, so if you are expecting something that is bendable/flexible you should look elsewhere.

I was pleasantly surprised to find out that Uma doesn't attract lint & hair like some other silicone toys do. She does have a very subtle odor if you bring her right up to your nose but otherwise it's unnoticeable. It is so subtle that I would lean more toward saying she has little to no odor at all.
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Uma is a very simply designed vibrator and that's one of the things I love about her. The slight curve works perfectly on my body and feels great, especially when rocked back and forth on my g-spot! Oh my goodness, don't even get me started!

I could see that for some people this toy may be too small for their liking, but for me it is perfect, as I don't like really large toys. I love how Uma is smaller in girth at the center. It makes for a very comfortable fit when inserted and easy to maneuver.

Uma is listed as being 7" in length with 4" of that being insertable. She has a 4 1/2" circumference and is 1 1/4" in diameter, with a weight of .75lbs.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Uma is 100% waterproof and uses a magnetic charger that attaches to the magnetic controls at the base of the toy. She takes about 2 hours to fully charge and then produces up to 2 hours of pure bliss. When charging, the base of Uma will flash red. Once fully charged, it will stop flashing and will just be lit up with the red light. That means she is ready to go.

The controls on Uma are located on the very bottom of the toy at the base. There is a plus sign (+) to turn the toy on and intensify power. A sideways "S" (~) sign that controls the patterns, and a minus sign (-) that decreases intensity and turns off the toy. These buttons are quite hard to press when in use, especially the pattern button which is in the center. The controls on Uma are its only downfall but a downfall none the less. Which is why I rated this product 4 stars instead of 5.

To turn on Uma you hold the plus sign down for about 4 seconds. Once on, you can click the plus sign 4 more times to get to the highest intensity level. Uma has five vibration levels. Even the lowest level of vibration feels nice, but if you want something more; just keep turning it up and, oh my! Even by level 3 she starts getting really intense for me. Then level 4 & 5 are just out of this world amazing! Like I said earlier Uma is the strongest internal vibrator I have encountered and that to me is a huge plus.

Once Uma is turned on you can push the center button that controls the patterns to go through 7 different pattern functions. I love that you can have the vibrator set at the speed you want and it keeps that speed as you go through the different pattern modes. The first pattern is a pulsating vibration. The next goes from a low to a high rumbly vibration. The next is another pulsation but slower than the first. The next is a very fast and quick pulsation. The next is very similar to the previous pulsation, but it's more intense than the last and more drawn out. The last function is a very strong and prolonged pulsation that sounds like it starts in the tip and runs up the whole vibrator. Then once you click again it just goes back to the constant vibration and you start back at the beginning.

At any time the vibrations become too strong hit the minus button to lower intensity, and once you are done with Uma hold down the minus sign for about 4 seconds to turn it off.

The vibrations and patterns in this toy feel better than any vibrator I've ever owned before. Despite the control buttons being a pain in the butt to utilize, this is an AMAZING toy that I think everyone should own. The vibrations in Uma reach high powerful and intensifying levels which shoot throughout the head and most of the base. Although when griping the end for thrusting or rocking the vibrations do not numb your hand or cause any annoyance.

I would rate Uma 2 bees in noise on the first 3 intensity levels, but once you get to intensity levels 4 & 5 Uma does get a bit louder and I rate her at 3 bees. If I were going to use Uma in a closed room I probably would turn on some music as well and that would definitely drown out the sound of others being able to hear her, but if you are in a dead silent house Uma could be heard through a closed door when used at her highest intensity.
    • Powerful
    • Rechargeable
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Being as Uma is made of smooth silicone and is 100% waterproof, this toy makes for easy cleaning. You can use soap and water, toy cleaner or wipes to clean her up with. You can use all lubes except for those that are silicone based, as it could ruin your toy. For storing, take notice not to place Uma directly next to another silicone toy. She can be stored in the box she came in or a toy bag/pouch would suffice as well.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Experience

My experience with Uma is one that I will never forget. She is definitely going to be a getting a lot of future use out of me. Her shape and design were perfect for my body and hitting my g-spot. Her vibrations felt so amazing; I was in heaven with this toy. I highly recommend this product to beginners and advanced users alike. Also I felt the price was quite reasonable compared to other luxury vibrators out there.
Follow-up commentary
Well it's been over 2 months, and I'm still in love with my Uma! This toy never gets old. I would also like to point out that Je Joue customer service is amazing. I was negligent, and my dog snatched my charger off my bed when I wasn't home and chewed the cord up. I emailed Je Joue customer service, and they mailed me out a new charger for free.
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  • Contributor: Rossie
    Thanks for the wonderful review. Good to know Je Joue has such great customer service.
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    Good review! I'm a guy, so of course this sort of thing isn't for me. But I have been curious about these more expensive, "high end/luxury" type toys that have been popping up. I'm still not convinced that anyone should spend $110 plus shipping for a vibrator... but interesting nonetheless.
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