Every has seen those funny commercials for this lube on TV and I really wanted to try it out with my boyfriend. We had very high expectations for this lube and we were severely disappointed.

Messy messy messy!! This stuff is so messy and it gets everywhere! We opened the package and popped open the tops and it was leaking everywhere. After we cleaned up, we applied the lubes to each other and waited a minute to see if we felt anything individually before we combined them. Absolutely nothing. No warming, no tingling, nothing. We thought that maybe we didn't put enough so we added a little more and still nothing. My boyfriend said that it actually took away from the pleasure of having sex. He said it felt like there was a layer of grease on his penis that felt gross.

We decided to go ahead and combine them and see what we feel. Still nothing. It just felt like plain old lube, but greasier and messier. After awhile it lost it's moisture and we were just tired of trying to make the lube work, so we paused and washed off our genitalia. Cleaning this stuff is a pain if gets on clothes or bedding. It's really greasy, and it gets everywhere and it left a few stains on my sheets. It also left my vagina feeling really gross afterwards, I had to do a lot of scrubbing and cleaning to fully get this lube out of my vagina.

I gave this lube one last try when I was alone and I tried it with my dildo, and it still did nothing. Again when I popped the top open it splattered and began leaking everywhere. And the bottles can't stand up so you just have to lay it somewhere and pray that it doesn't leak all over the place.