I am probably really nit picky, but octopus style clamps are some of my favorites. (I've been told these are called clover clamps, but I've always called them octopus clamps. I don't know; I'm an idiot.) So was I fairly excited to get a few more sets of these. They chain also seemed more than long enough to go from nipple to nipple on my girlfriend who is quite busty, a triple D; we've had issues with this on several other sets of clamps where they either did not reach, or they could not stay on. That was not the issue here. I don't know what kind of metal these are made out of, some sort of cheap aluminum likely, but they are really weak, like crush in my hands weak, and the edges are really sharp. I wouldn't put these things within ten feet of my girlfriends breasts, and I'll be honest, I am pretty mean to her boobs.

When I first busted these out of the package, they instantly started to tweak, which is not a good sign, I tried to open them up, test how hard they pinched, and I cut my thumb on them. After forcing myself to use these stupid things, on my ear lobes, to see how they pinch exactly. Honestly, it's not that hard at all really. Which is both sad and boring, what a generous waste of good material.

The packaging is neither discreet, or recyclable which sucks, I mean these clamps have zero redeeming qualities what so ever. The front of the box says nipple clamps right on the front and nothing else, at least they are not plastered with a nude woman across the front, but anyone can figure this out. I want to point out, my house isn't your house, we have sex toys literally everywhere around here. So discreet packaging is not a must, but if that matters to you, these are not discreet. The clam shell is clearly designed to hold all the different clamps the company makes, and the back shows all the different ones they have.

As far as how to take care of this, take it out of the box it came in, and place directly into your trash can. In all seriousness, this can not get it wet, it will rust. Do not put it under anything heavy, it will crush it.

The chain feels like it's made of plastic, or that I could easily break it. All in all, cheap crap.

I have none, I will not use these on my girlfriend, I can't tell you how much fun we have had with them, or not, because they are trash.

I have had other BDSM players take a look at these clamps and refuse to use them as well. They are not safe and very poorly made. I was displeased with some of the other 2 heart products as well.