I'd seen mixed reviews of this product, so was hesitant in purchasing it. But I needed another $7.50 to complete a promotion, so decided what the hell.

Upon arrival, the packaging caught my attention. It was nice and would attract my eyes if seen in a store, which is something my art background definitely appreciates. However, this was the only thing I appreciated about this product.

My partner and I currently live about 200 miles apart, and meet up one to two times a month. We take a three hour train ride to see each other. So I thought during this time, I would try to get myself going discreetly on the train so I would barely last the drive to his apartment after he picked me up.

I applied this lube to a remote controlled clit massager that I activated throughout the train ride. The tingle sensation was not there, not even a little. Which was highly disappointing. After only 45 minutes, I noticed the stuff started to get sticky and was making the massager rub up against my skin in an uncomfortable manner. I rinsed it off about an hour after applying it, out of fear of chafing my delicate areas. The rest of the ride I merely used the massager, and it served its purpose as I nearly jumped him in the car. Once the door to his apartment was shut, I lost it and we roughly fumbled our way to the bedroom.

Have you ever stuck a lollipop to the inside of your cheek for a really long time and then moved it, and felt the presence of candy still there, hardened in your mouth???

That is the only way to describe the feeling I felt once penetration happened, like the stuff almost hardened right on the entrance to my vagina, and when he pushed into it, it was like cracking open the skin that was stuck shut from the lube I'd used earlier. Apparently, I had not managed to rinse all of it off.

It was... very unpleasant.

Not only was it unpleasant, but we had to stop so I could situate my lady areas. And by doing that, erased all of the progress the clit massager had done over those three hours, and we had to go back to foreplay. It was annoying.

Would not recommend!!!