After seeing mixed reviews on this, I decided it would be a nice addition to my growing collection. At first glance, I was super excited. Finally, I would be able to simulate oral sex on myself. Compared to the other tongue toys out there, this one appeared to be the best choice, but it is a bit on the pricey side, and from my past toy buying experience, more expensive doesn't always mean better. Regardless, I was fascinated by its appearance, so with a click of the mouse, I checked out, eagerly anticipating the arrival of my new toy.

Out of the box, I was impressed by its compact size, realism, and the softness of the silicone material. I've generally had good luck with silicone, as far as safety and comfort, but it does require some extra care as it appears to be prone to melting, especially when it comes in contact with other toys/materials. It is relatively easy to clean, as there really aren't any grooves. Toy cleaning wipes or a mist seem to work best.

With a little private time to myself, I took it for a spin and came to the conclusion that for me personally, it would best be used as good warm-up to bigger and better toys. I knew there was no way I would ever be able to achieve orgasm with this alone. Mind you, every woman is different. Some of us are more responsive to oral sex, others aren't. I'm one of the latter. I need strong pressure/vibration on my clitoris and this toy failed me in that department. On the other hand, when it comes to rabbit vibrators, I must say that most go above and beyond what a man can do for me, and in much faster time; however, I say, leave the tongue where it belongs: attached to a live person!

Here's another one of my toys just sitting in the drawer, untouched, unloved. The idea is great, but the motion of the tongue just doesn't do it for me, and I'm afraid I'll break it if I apply to much pressure.