Since I am a submissive girl who is also heavily in the BDSM scene, I find a lot of times I am without hands for self stimulation, and without myself or my partner stimulating my clit during intercourse, it is rare for me to reach climax...

So you can imagine my utter delight when I discovered this vibe! My partner was also interested, so we decided to give it a try. Well, giving something a "try" with a hefty price tag such as this (at the time, it was over $130 - not purchased here at EdenFantasys) can be a frightening thing. I mean, think of the things you can do with $130? Exactly.

When it arrived I think I had my panties off and my legs in the air before the package was completely opened! First, we studied its design, a very nice sleek comfortable feeling vibe. We got the purple one. The case is nice and it is completely waterproof. In fact, I think they spent way too much time on making it seem expensive and posh and not enough time studying human anatomy and how to design this toy to actually WORK for a human woman. (I have to use "human" because I really do not know what type of creature this was designed for?)

Moving on!

After all my glee of inspecting it and even feeling it vibrate in my hands, we were ready to go - we inserted it, turned it on...hmmm...not so great?

Maybe if we HOLD it in place? No - not even THAT - you know, it is supposed to be hands-free anyway, right?

Perhaps if I sit on to and ride him, it will work better?

No.

The clitoris half does not stay where it should unless you act like a stone statue.

The inserted half which is supposed to stimulate the inserted penis and g-spot together is a joke. It is as though perhaps a muscular butterfly is trying to escape your vagina - and if you give a little squeeze you are likely going to kill it.

I don't want to repeat too much of what others have said, but not only have I tried this on myself, I have cleaned and shared it with others and have had the same issues every time.

There was one man who liked it around his ball-sack. It cradles nicely around balls, and you can hold and squeeze it for him. I have not tried to anally insert this yet, but perhaps that is another idea for a man to have some anal and testicle stimulation? Worth a try - it is too expensive to not try everything!

Pot holder, perhaps?