When a girl buys a bright blue, jelly, penis-shaped vibrator, she means to have a good time. I purchased Midnight Cliterrific to sweeten up my solo play, but found it to be quite bland.

This vibe is shaped like a penis and has bumps at the base to stimulate the clitoris. The sensation wasn't unpleasant, but it didn't do anything for me, either. If anything, the bumps frustrated me because they were a complete waste of the last inch of shaft, which would've been more than welcome elsewhere. As far as girth goes it was pretty standard, and fit well inside my vagina. The head is too large for me to consider even light anal play - not to mention the sterilization issue.

Midnight Cliterrific is a jelly toy, which is a pain in the ass (not in the happy fun way) to clean. It's sticky, smells funky when you get it, attracts pet hair like crazy, and SHOULD NOT be shared without a condom. (FYI: jelly toys can't be sanitized and harsher soaps can ruin them, so unless you want to use a condom this is a one-woman toy. Or a one-man toy. Or.. you get the picture.)

Now for the real review: the vibrations. They're pretty dull until you crank it up to high, at which point they're okay. I can achieve orgasm with this vibrator if I haven't masturbated in a while, otherwise, it requires a lot of help. Mind you, I like a strong vibe, so if you're a beginner or ultra-sensitive, this would probably work for you. I also like a firmer vibe. This jelly has quite a bit of give to it, so it's a little too soft for me. The benefit of the softer vibrations, though, is that this toy is also much quieter. I can't even hear it from the next room over, even with the door open. Midnight Cliterrific is as discrete as a 6.5 inch blue penis can possibly be.

Overall? Not worth my money. Midnight Cliterrific makes rare appearances when other toys are being sanitized, or when I've run out of particular batteries. Otherwise, it sits in my toy box and collects every kind of fuzz and dust imaginable... from inside a plastic bag.

If you're looking for a jammin' jelly toy to sweeten up your playtime, I'd suggest you skip this one.