Having seen pussy pumps and their effect on the female love muscle, I decide to surprise my girlfriend with a different type of toy. We have many of the standard night stand toys, but not something as unique as this. The product is packaged well, and comes with three separate parts.

The first part is the vacuum ball and tube. This pump has a 15" long clear plastic tube that attaches to the base of the vacuum ball. The vacuum ball is decorated with raised hearts on the exterior of the ball. Vacuum release is quickly provided in the form of a cute heart button.

Next up is the suction cup with an integrated terror... er, penetrating finger located in the interior. The penetrating finger is lined with small nubs that are there to add some form of stimulation. These nubs have a similar shape to that of a French-tickler. The exterior of the suction cup has three raised bellows that are not very pliable and do not allow much compression of the cup at all. The pliable (?) portion of the suction cup is attached by three small screws to a hard plastic top. Located on the top is a port to attach the plastic vacuum line to and to allow the vibrator to be inserted.

Enter the last potion of this pink plunderer.

Operating on a single AAA battery, the vibrator itself is 4 1/2" in overall length with an insertable length of roughly 3 5/8". The handle of this T-shaped vibrator has a butterfly shape molded into it with a white push button to turn on the fun. The vibrator has raised threads on the exterior that allow it to be screwed into the suction cup. Here's were the pain or fun begins.

To assemble, attach the vacuum tube to the vacuum port on the suction cup. The vibrator screws into the top of the vibrator. Once threaded into the suction cup, the vibrator allows the penetrating finger to extend from the base of the cup. The penetrating finger measures 5/8" from the top (not the base) of the pump. Fully screwing in the vibrator moves the penetrating finger to an erect 1 3/8".

Once you're done with pleasure pump, clean up can be performed with a preferred toy cleaner. The toy does exhibit an odor even after a few uses/cleanings.

We've used this pump a handful of times and it now goes unused. Most notable or irritating was the penetrating finger. The finger, regardless of the depth the vibrator is screwed in, did not provide a comfortable feeling. My girlfriend was less than pleased with the discomfort this finger provided. Additionally, the overall size of the suction cup wasn't enough to fully envelop her pink palace.

What has gained the most use from this purchase, is the vibrator. Although the vibrator operates only at one speed, she has found it quite pleasurable in size for clitoral stimulation. She has used the vibrator in the toy when traveling. Operating on only one AAA battery, this toy lends itself to long use, with little battery usage.