There is no secret or mystery about what the Soft Kisser is for, however, I was pleasantly surprised by how discreetly it was packaged. The charging cord, wrapped toy, and instruction manual were all contained in a clear, cylindrical tube. Once out of the tube, I was amazed at how realistic it looked and felt - the lips and tongue were soft, yet firm enough to keep their shape, and the movement of the tongue mimicked a real tongue. Admittedly, I was a little amused that the plastic base looked just like the bottom half of a Pokeball, but I digress.

I was so excited to try out the Soft Kisser, that as soon as it arrived I headed straight for my bedroom. My preferred position with most toys is to lay on my back combined with a pillow elevating my hips. After some teasing and getting myself in the mood, I turned it on and moved it to my clit. I'm not sure if it's my curves or the design of the toy, but I could not get it to where it needed to be. When the tongue initially met my clit, it felt great but as soon as I added the slightest bit of pressure, the sucking feature would make a loud off-putting "slurp" sound, and the tongue would jam/stop until I pulled it away from me to break the seal.

I'm not one to run from a challenge, so I tried again in the shower. Unfortunately, it was even more of a bust. Non-stop slurping and I didn't feel much of anything - not a big deal, sometimes solo fun in the shower is hit or miss. I decided to give it another chance again in bed. To increase arousal I rubbed a little Screaming O climax cream onto my clit, because why not? I laid on my back, I laid on my stomach, I got on my knees, and I went through all the speeds and vibrations, but between the toy's ample lips and my *ahem* ample lips, the tongue just didn't meet the target long enough before the sucking instantly kicked in.

The main vibration point seems to be at the back of the tongue, but it's not very strong and the vibrations aren't distributed very well. The tip of the tongue has great movement, but the vibration is so weak that I can barely feel it.

Unfortunately, this toy didn't give me an orgasm, however, it was fun trying! I only tried solo play so it may be better as a teasing toy with a partner.