So I have a thing for pretty little purple toys and this one was just too cute to pass up. A little star shaped doodad, that to a blind eye may just look like a children's teether or play thing. Upon further investigation you'll realize that on the other side of the jelly lined star lies a jelly lined bullet. The star is no wider than about 3 fingers, the bullet itself is about the width of one finger, perfect size for the intended deed. On the one end of the bullet lies a tiny nub button to turn on and off the vibrator. (Kudos to whoever thought of this concept by the way). So my first impression left me quite excited, seems simple and fail safe right?. Boy was I wrong!

The vibrator and jelly star both have a magnet attached, the vibrator goes on the inside of your panties, aligned with your 'goodies' and you attach the star on the outside of your panties to keep it in place. I tried aligning it with both my clit and vajayjay...to see which I would enjoy more. Now...at first I thought it was just me, but after reading other reviews I see I'm not the only one who experienced issues. The damn bullet wouldn't stay in place! That was BEYOND frustrating! I could understand if I was wearing granny panties and the toy just sagged, but my thongs always fit nice and snug, so I didn't understand why the damn magnets kept detaching from one another. Perhaps the bullet plus batteries are too heavy and that's why it just wouldn't stay attached *shrugs*. But unfortunately that's not the end of it! One evening mid-session, it detached...but this time instead of the magnets just detaching, the star detached itself from the magnet. Just perfect! And I didn't even bother trying to crazy glue it back together or anything like that, because the vibration barely got me riled up to begin with. So much for that.

NOTE: Since the entire thing is lined with the jelly material, this toy is a serious lint magnet. It's also extremely loud for such a small toy that barely packs a punch, so if you've fantasized about quietly getting one off in a public place, this is NOT the toy you should be using.

I wanted to like this toy so bad. I already had scenarios planned out in my head, times and places I wanted to use my discreet little buddy, but there were too many factors working against it. Great concept, very poor production.