The Luv Sux... just kind of sux.
Perhaps I got a bad unit, but this toy to me seemed cheap and gimmicky. The vibrator was malfunctioning, and its ability to suction comfortably did not meet my expectations.
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Pros
Strong suction for those who like it.
Cons
Smell, cheap materials, pokey nubs, bad vibrator.
I received this toy in a timely manner, as is to be expected from Edenfantasys, and I was eager to try it out! Unfortunately, my expectations were not met, and this toy did not live up to what I'd hoped.
First things first, the material that the suction cup, is made out of is thermoplastic rubber... which has its ups and downs. Its positive side is that it phthalate free, firm yet supple, and can be washed with soap and water to clean it somewhat. The downside is its porosity. While it is not the veritable bacterial sponge that jelly rubber is, it is more porous than silicone, and cannot be sterilized. I would not recommend sharing this item between partners. More info about TPR can be found here. Also, I found that this toy has a slight plastic-y odor.
The pump is made out of very tacky cheap plastic, and I couldn't help but wonder when it would snap in half in my hand. To be honest, I had problems getting this to suction onto the clit like it is supposed to. I have regular-sized labia, and I could not suction it over them unless I shaved first. And even before I shaved, the hair was already trimmed fairly short. When attempting to suction it beneath my outer labia onto the clit, my labia pushed it off yet again.
There are small "pleasurable" plastic nubs that will be pushed into whatever you're attempting to suction the toy onto, but they only served to hold the vibration away from my clitoris, distancing the pleasure from the pleasure organ!
And even if the nubs weren't there, the included bullet vibrator was unreliable and malfunctioned. I used the batteries included and then went out to find another set, but the vibrator had problems functioning. It would turn off sporadically, change intensity on its own, and often not work at all. I double and triple-checked to ensure that the batteries were correctly placed, but they were every time.
At this point, I was excessively frustrated with this toy. I could only successfully (comfortably) suction it onto a nipple, and even then, those damned nubs dug uncomfortably into my skin and the vibrator failed to work properly. It would stay on my clitoris under my outer labia only if pumped up many times... but at that level of suction, it felt less like pleasure and more like a plastic leech.
The only upside is that the suction can be quite strong. Unfortunately, it would only remain suctioned if it was pumped up quite a lot. And suction at that level of intensity was, to me, rather uncomfortable, and left me with little imprinted dots from the nubs all around my clitoris.
First things first, the material that the suction cup, is made out of is thermoplastic rubber... which has its ups and downs. Its positive side is that it phthalate free, firm yet supple, and can be washed with soap and water to clean it somewhat. The downside is its porosity. While it is not the veritable bacterial sponge that jelly rubber is, it is more porous than silicone, and cannot be sterilized. I would not recommend sharing this item between partners. More info about TPR can be found here. Also, I found that this toy has a slight plastic-y odor.
The pump is made out of very tacky cheap plastic, and I couldn't help but wonder when it would snap in half in my hand. To be honest, I had problems getting this to suction onto the clit like it is supposed to. I have regular-sized labia, and I could not suction it over them unless I shaved first. And even before I shaved, the hair was already trimmed fairly short. When attempting to suction it beneath my outer labia onto the clit, my labia pushed it off yet again.
There are small "pleasurable" plastic nubs that will be pushed into whatever you're attempting to suction the toy onto, but they only served to hold the vibration away from my clitoris, distancing the pleasure from the pleasure organ!
And even if the nubs weren't there, the included bullet vibrator was unreliable and malfunctioned. I used the batteries included and then went out to find another set, but the vibrator had problems functioning. It would turn off sporadically, change intensity on its own, and often not work at all. I double and triple-checked to ensure that the batteries were correctly placed, but they were every time.
At this point, I was excessively frustrated with this toy. I could only successfully (comfortably) suction it onto a nipple, and even then, those damned nubs dug uncomfortably into my skin and the vibrator failed to work properly. It would stay on my clitoris under my outer labia only if pumped up many times... but at that level of suction, it felt less like pleasure and more like a plastic leech.
The only upside is that the suction can be quite strong. Unfortunately, it would only remain suctioned if it was pumped up quite a lot. And suction at that level of intensity was, to me, rather uncomfortable, and left me with little imprinted dots from the nubs all around my clitoris.
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It seems like there are NO good ones of these!
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This design appears to be extremely similar to the Dr. Z Nipple Pleaser and it also sounds like they have the same problems! It's a shame...I really LOVE the idea of a suction toy, but it seems like no one has managed to make an effective one yet! Maybe I should just design one myself, LOL!
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Great review!
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This just looks like more trouble than its worth.
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It's a shame this one wasn't v. good.
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great review
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too bad it isn't great, it's a neat idea.
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Thank for the review!
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Good review
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Nice review. I would like to have my girlfriend try suction, as I have seen it in a few videos & thought it was extremely sexy
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Too bad nice review
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Thanks for the review!
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Great review, thanks for the info!
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thanks for the review
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Thanks, great review!
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Thanks for the review.
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Great review
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Thanks for the review
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This looked like it might be just the thing, too.
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Thank you for the review.
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