The Dildo Manifesto: Music to The Pussy
This is the perfect blend of sex and music, you couldn't get any better unless you were masturbating at a concert. Consider it the at home version, a safer way to live out your groupie fantasies . This is a sex toy for the techie, earn geek points and get off. If regular vibrators have become boring put your iPod on shuffle and plug in and rock out.
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Pros
Its vibrating is unpredictable, you can get off to your favorite music, is also a regular vibrator.
Cons
You have to use an iPod, you might not hear someone come in, it's white and hard plastic.
This toy is legendary. This toy is epic. This toy is an urban legend.
No seriously, most people have heard about it from a friend of a friend. So much like that Bill Gates email scam no one is sure actually exists. I’ve had friends find the website and STILL not believe the OhMiBod exists.
It does.
You’ve seen it. It’s the slender white wand. It's a wholly new sexual experience for a tech forward, sex hungry generation. As a bonus, it comes with a pink velvet bag you can hide your toy in. Plus, it's petably soft. You love your music, now let your music love you back.
Basically, the OhMiBod uses music stored on your iPod to vibrate the toy. The louder the music is, the stronger the vibrations are. Which means if you’re anything like me, you’ll be having quickie orgasms like nobody’s business.
Also why not make a night of it? Make a playlist. Get that Rock n’ Roll or that drum & bass out. No, really take the time and sit down and create your bedroom ready playlist. Start off with something a bit slower and work your way up to the heavy bass lines. Next after your playlist is perfect, take a nice hot bath. I’m serious. A self love session can be like a first date, but with better company.
Masturbation is not something that only guys and porn stars do, ladies. However, you can make it an art form. A pampering moment. Come on, didn’t our gender perfect the bath and make it not just about getting clean but about relaxation as well? We can do the same for masturbation! Take it from the men of the world and make it uniquely ours!
The OhMiBod is the tool to help us do it.
No seriously, most people have heard about it from a friend of a friend. So much like that Bill Gates email scam no one is sure actually exists. I’ve had friends find the website and STILL not believe the OhMiBod exists.
It does.
You’ve seen it. It’s the slender white wand. It's a wholly new sexual experience for a tech forward, sex hungry generation. As a bonus, it comes with a pink velvet bag you can hide your toy in. Plus, it's petably soft. You love your music, now let your music love you back.
Basically, the OhMiBod uses music stored on your iPod to vibrate the toy. The louder the music is, the stronger the vibrations are. Which means if you’re anything like me, you’ll be having quickie orgasms like nobody’s business.
Also why not make a night of it? Make a playlist. Get that Rock n’ Roll or that drum & bass out. No, really take the time and sit down and create your bedroom ready playlist. Start off with something a bit slower and work your way up to the heavy bass lines. Next after your playlist is perfect, take a nice hot bath. I’m serious. A self love session can be like a first date, but with better company.
Masturbation is not something that only guys and porn stars do, ladies. However, you can make it an art form. A pampering moment. Come on, didn’t our gender perfect the bath and make it not just about getting clean but about relaxation as well? We can do the same for masturbation! Take it from the men of the world and make it uniquely ours!
The OhMiBod is the tool to help us do it.
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
Maybe it's just me but this is my favorite of all the toys I've owned. My only bad experience came from improper use. I love this toy so much it's the star of an erotic story I wrote.
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