I did not previously own any discreet vibrators, so when the Tease & please came in the mail and I rushed to my room to open the box. Four inches tall and encased in a simple blister package, the iridescent purple sex toy came not only with an insert but also with instructions- just in case I didn't know where to put it, I suppose. It's very pretty, actually, and not tacky or overly cutesy like some sex toys.

I had a little trouble with the batteries, for two reasons; firstly, there is no indication as to which way to put them in and there was a spring at end of each, which seemed to imply that they both go in the same direction, which they do not. Secondly, it's a twist-on cover, which means I had to find just the right alignment to get it to work. At least after you line it up it stays where you put it.

Calling it a teaser implies that the sex toy serves best to arouse and titillate, which it most certainly did for me. The seven patterns include a single, strong vibration, cycling intensities of vibrations, and short or long bursts of different intensities; all controlled by one button. I found it had the best effect by simply rubbing the vibrating tip along my clitoris; neither vaginal nor anal penetration was terribly exciting. I soon discovered that nearly all of the vibration is centered in the tip; the base barely vibrates at all in comparison. This was not a problem for me as I was using it as a teaser.

Despite fairly strong to strong vibrations and the warmth of the smooth end on my nether regions, the Tease & please wasn't quite enough to bring me to full climax. When I exchanged it for one of my favorite vibrators, however, I was effortlessly brought not to a single, but to a double orgasm! Gentlemen, this vibrator would be perfect for exciting your ladies before intercourse.

On the whole, I would recommend this discreet vibrator to couples who like a little bit of intimate sex toy-play before getting down to business and to those who enjoy a moderately strong vibration focused on a small spot and/or various vibration patterns.