Upon opening the box one imagines some sort of strange castrated alien. It's a medium sized lifelike vibrator (well, lifelike if you're covered in crazy veins, have no testicles and a strange cancer on the topside of your wang).

It's just strange, and aggressive. It's made of velvet textured rubber and as such, smells like a tire. Thankfully not like a tire factory, but if you sniff it you will be somewhat turned off. Unless you're into rubber, then you'll be turned on. It's waterproof (so you can be rogered by an alien in your shower or bath), and there's just one button to scroll through the three speeds. It's a difficult to hit button that frequently clicks but doesn't register as a push and you really have to push it hard. The plastic of the button and non-buisiness end feels a bit cheap as does the shaft itself. Rubber just doesn't feel luxurious like silicone.

It's not large as far as insertables go, but it's not small either. I am a fairly average penis sized man (as far as I can tell) and this is an inch or so longer than I am and a good deal girthier. In fact, it's long enough that unless you like aggressive cervical poking (I won't judge if you do) you're never going to make use of the scales, flaps, and cancer-like features at the base of this thing. It also widens aggressively at that point, so if you are getting the base texture into play then you're also going to be stretching the vaginal opening a good bit (again, not judging if you like that sort of thing.

It's flexible and soft except for the hard plastic vibration element about two thirds of the way to the tip. It's comfortable to insert, easy to maneuver, and really easy to rub the tip on your clit. It's fun. The vibrations are pretty intense. There are three settings and the middle one was right for the wife (and she really likes intense vibration). The highest setting is a lot and REALLY loud. It might be that she preferred the middle setting because the noise was more manageable and the tone of the vibrations was less distracting. Despite (or because of) the location of the vibrator, this toy works equally well as a clitoral vibe or when inserted.

On to the fun stuff. After we dissolved into gales of laughter over and over again about the shape of this thing (it really is VERY veiny and the texture on the base is distracting and alien), we got down to buisiness. WE fully expected to hate it. We're not huge on rubber (it's porous, harder to clean, not sterilizable, can't be shared without a cover, smells like a bike tire, etc.). She's not real big on lifelike toys. The only phallic insertable we own, she doesn't really like. We have all sorts of strikes against this toy. I was already composing a scathing review in my head as I lubed it up (you'll want lube, the texture is draggy, but not sticky).

She loved it.

Absolutely loved it. It felt great rubbed on her clit and when inserted, had just the right girth and vibration to feel wonderful inside. There's easy access to her clit with another bullet for a quick, good orgasm in a moment when she wasn't even feeling all that sexy. Strangely enough, I even enjoyed the experience; it's interesting to see your wife filled with a big black alien dick. Who knew.

So we really like it. I try to clean it well with soap every time we use it. It'll wear out eventually but it looks like it'll be pulled out much more than I suspected when ordering it.

I'm fairly certain that this means that we need to explore more insertables and then we might find that the negatives outweigh the positives on this one. Perhaps I'll address that in a follow-up review. But for now, it's a winner. Especially considering the price, it's a hell of a deal.

Definitely use lube and try rubbing it on your (or your partner's) clit. Apparently it feels really good.

It's ridiculous how well this one works on the wife. Something about the shape or the vibration or something, but it makes her crazy (in a good way). I worry about the porous material, but we've had no issues and I've been able to keep it clean and looking new. It may be kind of cheap feeling, but man does it get the job done.