Sounds like a jack hammer

Ugh. This toy has so many problems. It's an odd and uncomfortable shape for solo or couples use. It's loud. Really loud. It's weak and buzzy. I think the only thing I have found that this is good for is throwing at things.
Published:
Pros
Great for throwing at things
Cons
Buzzy
Loud
Odd shape
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

This is best suited as a clitoral vibrator, but it can be used externally all over the body. You can use it on nipples, the external area of the anus, or around the shaft and testicles. It's just not suited for internal stimulation.

Or you can use it to wake up the neighbors because it is just that loud.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The majority of the toy is made from a rigid plastic that has no smell or taste and is matte. It feels like any king of serviceable plastic item. So, in other words, it's lame and boring.

The pad on the bottom that rest on your mound, if you are using this for a clit vibe, is TPR and the actual head that rests on the clit is as well. Also, the button seems to be the same material. This is squishy and shiny. It had quite a bit of drag, but it can be dealt with with some lube.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This is a strange toy. The handle is a flat disc and the the head comes off of it with a downward curve. It's suited for use as a solo clitoral vibe. It could be used during sex, but we found that it was too large to be comfortable. The disc is an inch thick and 2.5" wide. The head is about 2.5" long. It's 5" on total.

The TPR pad on the disc is about 1.5" wide and the one on the tip is an inch.

This was awkward for me. The disc didn't fit my hand well and the downward curve will fit some anatomies, but not mine.
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The battery cap is a panel on the side that comes out and it takes 2 AAA batteries. When I went to take the batteries out, one got stuck. I had to shake it really hard to get it out. Grump.

The toy is operated by one button. It's on the top of the toy. You get Low, High, and OFF. These Should be renamed Noisy, Noisier, and Thank God. There is a lag when you push the button which I have never had with a toy. It's weird.

This is loud. Like heard through a door and blankets loud. Also, it's buzzy and underwhelming.

Care and Maintenance

So, Eden says this about TPR: "TPR is less porous than cyberskin but more porous than silicone, so we recommend using condoms when sharing. TPR toys cannot be disinfected with boiling water. You can wash them with warm water and toy cleaner or mild soap."

It's not impossible to cover this with a condom, but it is not a shape that makes it easy.

Plastic has the same care rules as TPR, it just isn't porous.

This can be used with both silicone and water based lubes at least.
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  • Contributor: faust
    nice review
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