The smoothie arrived bright red in its clear plastic clam shell packaging that was surprisingly easy to open.

The battery provided was a tiny N-2 battery. This might pose a bit of an issue when I need find a new battery to keep my new friend going. Thankfully with the internet you can get just about anything!
Once it was put together and ready to go I gave it a quick wash with some mild soap and water. Because the Smoothie is waterproof it was very easy to clean.
The Smoothie had no strong odors or taste before or after washing.
The smooth and almost silky texture of the plastic felt wonderful when stroked along my skin, no pulling what so ever.

Measurements are Length:6 1/4", Insertable length:4 3/4", Circumference:3 1/4",Diameter:1", Weight:0.2 lb.

The push button was easy to control and has speeds ranging from a light teasing tickle, all the way up to a strong buzzy,rock your world setting. The low setting isn't very loud but the highest setting is a little buzzy sounding. I could hear it when I left it lay on my bed and shut the door standing right outside the door but when I walked down the hallway a small bit I couldn't hear a thing.

The smooth texture makes it for a very nice entrance when inserting it and the slight ridges give just enough texture to keep you thrusting. Its vibrations directly on the clitoris is where it truly shined though. The vibrations were strongest at the very tip top, so you could pinpoint the clitoris without loosing strength through the body. The smoothie quickly brought me to orgasm time and time again.

Clean up was a breeze! Just a little soap and water and good as new. It does not hold on to smells or have any pesky nooks or crannies to trap anything.

This toy is NOT recommended for anal insertion as it does not have the right base and could get lost inside. Not an ER trip I would want to take!

The Smoothie will not be gathering dust in my toy box for sure! I have even used it to massage the husbands back and he approved of its strength.

I still like it, but it was a pain having to replace the N-2 batteries. I wound up just ordering them online instead of shopping around trying to find them. The batteries did last a decent bit of time though, so at least I am not replacing them every week.
The Smoothie itself is holding up great with several play sessions.