Two things are true about the Slim Smooth Delight, and delight ain't one of em'. When I saw the picture of this free item I was receiving, I imagined playful being able to pop the bulb in and out anally, directing the bulb to my g-spot, or pin pointing my clit. I thought the design looked vintage and simple enough for multi use, but it turns out that the small size, sluggish motor, and loud noise prevent me from getting much out of this vibrator at all. Despite the motor being sluggish, I was surprised to see that this vibrator has a lot of settings. At least it is easy to use, discreet, and travel friendly though! I'll give it those points. I am confused about something though. The product page says this vibrator glows, but I can't get it to do that even when I leave it under a lamp for ten minutes. Am I missing something here?

Like I said, this toy is slim and smooth, that much is true. It is made of a slightly off white plastic that is free of imperfections. The smooth surface works well with lubricants and really doesn't require any in the first place. I think that this toy would be cute in other colors, but it currently is only available in the off white color.

The plastic is safe for the body by being free of phthalates and latex, is hypo-allergenic, and food-grade material. It feels thick and well made, nothing that is going to easily break on you. The plastic also has no odor or smell that I can pick up. Plastic is non-porous, but it cannot be sterilized so think before you decide to share and use a condom or wash the toy in between vaginal and anal use.

The Delight has a slightly odd shape. It sort of looks like a traditional vibrator with am extension on the top of it. I expected it to be larger than it is. It is a little over 6 3/4" long, but only 5 3/4" of that is insertable if you choose to use this vaginally. Anally, it is only 1 3/4". The top bulb is 2 3/4" in circumference and is about 1" long. It's about the size of a grape. Then there is a neck that is about 2 1/4" in circumference. It makes the Delight sort of look like a wand. Then there is another bulge that is about 3 3/4" around and is about 1 1/4" long. Below this the shaft straightens out to be 3 1/4" in circumference for the rest of the insertable length. The base is not flared, so it is not safe for anal insert past that first bulb.

At the base is the battery compartment and control button. The base has deep ridged to help with holding the toy and unscrewing the battery cap. Inside is a neat compartment for the required two AAA batteries. On the very bottom is an inset button. Around it in very simple lettering it says DOC JOHNSON. This is another thing that makes it look vintage.

It kind of looks like a strange Wii remote and not so much like a sex toy. It's also small and fairly light weight so it is easy to travel with and/or hide.

This vibrator has a simple control, a single push button on the base. It starts the first of six modes.

1. The vibrations start off as steady and LOUD. This can clearly be heard through a door unless it is making contact with the body, under covers, and with back ground noise on. The vibrations don't feel like they are going very fast even if they of a medium strength. It's hard to explain. In some ways, they are rumbly, especially for plastic.

2. The vibrations are still steady but increase to a medium high level. It is a slight increase They noise is still loud.

3. Again, still steady, the vibrations increase to a high level and feel much more buzzy. Previously, the vibrations could not be felt down half the shaft. On this setting they travel almost the entire length but are still strongest in the tip.

4. Roller Coaster- The vibrations start off at a medium level and gradually go down to nothing. When they start back up, you can hear the motor being sluggish. The pause of no vibration is a bit too long, and can be annoying at times. The noise level is a little lower for this one.

5. Pulsing- a high level and fast pulse with a high noise level

6. Pulse Pauses- Faster pulses on the same intensity level, but with small pauses between groupings of pulses

7. The vibrations go back to the steady, high level.

Hitting the button once more turns the vibrations off entirely. The button is sort of hidden and sometime wouldn't change the vibrations when hit. caI didn't really enjoy the patterned vibrations since they were too strong for my clit. On the higher levels the vibrations become buzzy. I did enjoy the first two, though.

The product page says this is waterproof, but there is no o-ring, so I didn't attempt to use this in the shower or bath. It's probably safe to say this is splash proof though.

The Delight is easy to care for. It can be used with any type of lubricant, and simply wipes down when it needs to cleaned. You can use a toy wipe or spray, or warm water and soap. If you are sharing or using this anally, use a condom. The material can be stored amongst other materials in a cool and dry place. Make sure to remove the batteries before storing.

There really isn't any. This toy comes in a bubble wrapper sleeve with a small sticker on it that says Made in Taiwan. The bubble sleeve was not sealed. It works fine for storage since this plastic toy doesn't need much.

I got mine for free and was shocked when I saw the price. I don't think this toy is worth the $25 even though the construction seems solid. If i were buying this, I probably wouldn't pay more than half of that. If you are wanting this product, I try to get it as a free add on.

Inserting the Delight was boring. The vibrations could be felt strongly, but the shape did absolutely nothing for me. Anally, popping the bulb at the end in and out quickly lost my interest as well. The best use for this toy, at least for me, is for clitoral stimulation and external teasing. Even for that I sometimes had a hard time keeping the tip in contact with my clit without hurting myself on the hard plastic. Sometimes, frustrating orgasms can e very rewarding though! I did enjoy my first and second orgasm with this toy, but quickly grew tired of the amount of energy it took to reach climax.

The best part about this product is the simplicity. I enjoyed using it for the simple fact that I love classic, vintage-esk things. I know this isn't actually vintage, but it was fun to pretend and it looks interesting among my high tech toys. I ended up with a few of these, and will keep mine because I like how it looks in my collection. I don't think it will be used often though.