Nipple clamps
by Goldart International Inc

Silver star nipple shields sex toy review

I WANTED them to work, I did. I tried everything from ice to pinching to praying. These stars are not meant for my nipples, and I can't imagine that anyone would be truly happy with the amount of effort they required to get them on, and then the shoddy result. Stay away, and buy some pretty and decorative clamps instead.
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Pros
Sterling silver is pretty hypo-allergenic.
Cons
Nearly impossible to get on, they fall off easily, very expensive.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
I hate to give any item, especially one as pretty as these, just one star. However, I've never had so much drama for so little result, and I am completely beyond disappointed.

They are very beautiful, these sterling silver stars|Silver star nipple shields. When I got the package, I opened it up, quickly removed my shirt and bra, and tried to fit them on. I tweaked my nipples, pinched them, got them hard, and then attempted to get the stars to stay on my nipples. No luck. I was tired and a bit jet-lagged, so I figured I'd try again later.

The next morning, I was ready. I had the A/C on, plus I was quite horny. They *had* to work now, as my nipples were ready to cut glass. Yeah, not so much. I tried them both directions. Nada. I got rough, and actually cut myself (with my nails, not the stars) trying to force my nipple into the bloody thing. Frustrated, I threw them in my purse for later, and gave up.

Later, I was at a friend's house -- a very good friend. I had told her about the shields, and she really wanted to see them. I dug them out of the recesses of my leopard print purse, and she was quite impressed. As I've stated, they are very nice to look at. After a while, I was naked in her living room, and we decided that maybe the third time was the charm. She asked me if I really wanted her help in getting them on, and when I nodded, she grabbed my left nipple and pinched...HARD. As she pulled and twisted, we tried to elongate my nipple to get it to go on, but still no luck. She disappeared to her kitchen, and was back shortly with two ice packs, and slapped one on each nipple as I gasped at the sensation. We alternated ice and pinching, trying to make them as hard and long as possible. FINALLY, I was able, with more pulling, twisting and pinching, to get them on.

They didn't even look that fabulous. And the second I shimmied or jumped up and down a bit? Silver stars flew across the room, possibly to become cat toys.

Maybe other people have nipples that are better suited to these -- I don't know. All I know is that it took a lot of time, effort, and pain (if you don't like nipple pain, stay AWAY) to get them on, and they had fallen off only a few minutes later. Also, my friend tried to get them on her pierced nipples (mine are metal-free), and she couldn't get them on either.

Long story short; if you wanna bling your nipples, check out the awesome clamps|Clamps Eden has with bells|Bell nipple clamps, stars|Fresh beaded nipple clamps, and more. Easier, less pain (surprisingly), and lighter on your wallet.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Cock Wrangler
    Too bad that they were so useless... but entertaining story!
  • Contributor: Dame Demi
    Agreed, quite entertaining!  I wonder if body glue might help, from the cosmetic aspect, anyway?
  • Contributor: Naughty Student
    What a shame they look so beautiful and seem like such a nice accessory. Maybe they should create a pair with a clamp rather than a metal loop.
  • Contributor: Essin' Em
    Entertaining? Yes.  Side splitting funny?  Also quite true.

    I don't know if body glue would help, as the silver ring like things are a little bit back from the stars, so I don't know how well it would work.

    I agree - a clamp would make them significantly better. 
  • Contributor: All In
    Thanks for the honest review, I was looking to buy these but I think I will try a different product until ones like these get revamped.

    They are a tad expensive for something that doesn't hold up. 
  • Contributor: Essin' Em
    Yeah, I'd hold off on them, and go with something else for now :)
  • Contributor: Heartthrob
    Thanks for the info.  I will avoid these, since I couldn't possibly endure what you went through to get them on.  They are very pretty and a nice concept.  In your opinion, what should a girl do who has very sensitive nipples but would like to doll them up just a bit?
  • Contributor: Essin' Em
    Paint them?  Seriously, go get some nice paint from the craft store, and have a fun body painting session! Or try some pretty pasties; we have a variety of them on the site :)
  • Contributor: Heartthrob
    Thank you.  I will look into that.
  • Contributor: Bulma
    Too bad they didn't work very well, they are soooo sexy.
  • Contributor: Essin' Em
    I know :( Sad Pandas.
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Great review! Thanks for the informative review!
  • Contributor: Anastasia's Heaven
    Great review, guess I will have to take these off my list off items to get, too bad they look so pretty!
  • Contributor: jerseygirl40
    bummer...sounded and looked so fun
  • Contributor: CanMan
    Thanks for the review!

  • Contributor: Sunrise
    Thanks for the review!

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