So believe it or not, I did not start using vibrators until I entered college. I always believed in this half-baked "earth mother" teenage sexuality, and that fingers were superior because it's natural and you have a deeper sense of oneness with your body. I thought that I wouldn't feel the same intrinsic connection to my orgasms with a man-made apparatus. I got over that phase around my 18th birthday, and REALLY wanted a vibrator. I was also working at a sex-positive bookstore, so I had been learning quite a bit about sexual practices. It was time... I needed a vibrator dammit!

Point being, teenagers are stupid.

To my dismay, I found out that sex toys can be so damn expensive! Then I saw you, oh fair Red Diamond Princess. Not only were you affordable, you looked amazing! Princess is adorable, and has three different speed settings. Its design gives way to mind-blowing clitoral orgasms, but it also works well as a personal massager. The batteries last a really long time. I use mine at least three times a week, and have only had to change batteries twice. Not bad, huh?

The Red Diamond Princess vibrator is a perfect introductory vibe for people who are new to sex toys. For young people who live with someone, or are in college and have roommates, this vibe is excellent. It is easy to hide, and it looks so cute that someone won't be horrified if they accidentally see it next to your bed!

In the past, I have tried to use the Red Diamond Princess vibrator to stimulate the vagina, but since the vibe is quite small it just didn't work well. However, as I move on to bigger and better things, I still take some time during the week to give this little princess some attention (ew, that sounded weird). After all, it demands to be treated like royalty with the diamond-studded base.

The Red Diamond Princess is still as efficient as ever. I use it (in all honesty) when I'm aroused and don't have the patience for a g-spot toy. Maybe I'm dong something wrong in that department, but I'll save that for another time. It's meant for clitoral stimulation, but does more than a bullet. The Red Diamond Princess is long enough that you can insert it for some extra pressure/stimulation, but not for g-spot arousal. I use it mostly when my horny-ness gets in the way of my tiredness. Definitely a great toy to have in your vibe collection.