The Funky Jelly vibrator is just all around good fun!

Let's start with the obvious: the color is just fabulous! I own the green and orange model and it's super cute/trippy! It's a nice deviation to have a realistic shaped vibrator outside the usual drab rainbow of brown and beige. The fun and pizazz just make me smile whenever I take it out.

The size and shape are quite impressive. For me they weren't off-putting, but I could easily foresee this toy not being for everyone. Its 7 insertable inches are wonderfully textured with realistic veins and ripples. The vibe is 2 inches in diameter at the widest point. Consequently, it might not be ideal for beginners or users with a smaller frame. The soft jelly texture makes it slightly less intimidating and allows for some bend and give. I did notice that it seemed to be more flexible toward the head. For me, it was too imposing to use for anal play. I was only able to use it vaginally with comfort. There's no added angles or nubs to aim it for the clit or g-spot, but that doesn't mean they went unstimulated. The motor tends to sit low in the toy, and that with the girth meant my clitoris was still adequately shaken up. Just not directly.

I found the Funky Jelly Vibrator pretty noisy, but it was definitely worth it. The unit is controlled by a simple dial on the base and two AA batteries. Twisting the knob turns the toy on and off and adjusts the vibration intensity, but does not allow for different vibration patterns. One thing I noticed is there's no real low setting. To turn the vibrator on, you slowly tighten the dial on the base until it begins vibrating, then continue doing so to add intensity. When I used it, it went from off immediately to medium-high vibrations. This wasn't a deal breaker for me, but given the size and texture I had to take an extra few moments to get myself warmed up for such a large powerful vibrator.

I was able to use this product in water. I don't recall seeing it explicitly written anywhere whether or not the toy is water-proof or even splash-proof. But in the throes of passion I got carried away and used it successfully without shorting any wires or electrocuting anybody.