Have I ever purchased a rabbit before? - Yes. Where is it? - stored away in a bin somewhere in the closet. I'm a girl who likes clit stimulation with my hubby's member throbbing inside me. However, we're an adventurous couple and figured, why not!? So here we go - ordered, unpacked, and charged up (magnetic, yeah!) and ready.

At first glance, I thought, "this thing looks huge," however that's common for me and not at all true. The fact is, it is just 1.5" at the widest part (the tip) and 1.25" along the shaft. Although the toy is a full 10" long, only 5.5" are insertable. Certainly not as large as my aforementioned hubby's member. The color is kind of pink-red, and the texture is smooth. Overall it appears very well-made, not intimidating, real enough to be stimulating, but not so realistic as to see it as a dismembered penis.




The tip has some raised ridges like a topographic map to pleasureville. This is obviously the first motor (see more details later).




The clitoral piece also has a motor however, I was surprised to discover the narrow shaft leading out to this area was quite floppy. My first rabbit had a very firm attachment. Maybe good, maybe not...I'll discuss this as well more later.

There are three buttons on the handle. The button nearest the base turns on the motor at the tip. The middle button turns on the clitoral head. The top button turned me on. Just kidding, it turns on the thrusting motion! Once again, more to come on that "special" feature.

Alright, let's get down to business! Obviously, this is not a toy to just stick in and go about your business. Take it slow... We started by getting things nice and warm with a bullet/egg vibe (my all-time, must-have, everyone needs one, go-to friend). This didn't take long; my curiosity, and other parts, were peaked. Applied a little water-based lube, and the toy slid in nicely. The shaft is big enough to make me feel "filled," but certainly not uncomfortably so. Gentle stroking was nice... but...

Stage 1: Pushing the first button activated the motor at the tip. This thing is intense! It might be just a bit longer to rest directly on the g-spot, but it was intense enough to feel. And feel it, I did!

Stage 2: Activating the clitoral motor was also surprisingly strong. However, we discovered that because I was subconsciously pulling the shaft out a bit to keep the first motor on the g-spot, the clit motor was not touching where it needed to. Naughty clit motor! Also, due to the floppier attachment between the main shaft, it took a little playing with to get things right. I had to push the toy a bit further in, then nestle the clit motor between my labia. There, that's better... although I did lose a bit of the g-spot vibe.

Stage 3: This is where the rocket misfired a bit for me. Turning the thrusting motor on, I immediately thought, "what is that god-awful noise"! It sounds somewhere between a droid in a sci-fi movie and the screeching violin sound in old slasher movies. Yes, it was that unpleasant to listen to. The pulsation could be great and probably would have taken me over the edge, but oh, that noise!

However, I certainly couldn't stop at this point. Instead of continuing to use this for its "intended" purpose, I pulled out, turned all the motors off except the tip, and put it directly on my clit. Time for hubby to do his thing! Don't fret, all ended very well for both of us.

After we were done, I was looking things over and realized the motors have different speeds. We were only using the lowest speed but turning this up to different levels will be mind-blowing! We talked afterward about how we can work with this, despite the shrill, loudness of the thrusting motor. Work with me here... I want to make this work! First of all, although we like to do most things as a couple, I think this will work best as a solo toy. Turn on some music (maybe noise-canceling earphones) and enjoy every pulsating vibe and thrust while drowning out the noise. We also thought about using this in the tub. Maybe being underwater, the sound would not be as noticeable. Either way, more to come as this toy definitely has potential.

So...I tried it in the bathtub. Ran a nice hot bath and relaxed for a bit before giving it another go. Once again, the vibrations were intense and very nice. It certainly appears to be waterproof, and the buttons worked flawlessly under water. First, a little clit action then slipped it inside and turned on the thrusting motor. Why, oh why is this thing so loud! The sound actually reverberates through the water and can easily be heard outside the bathroom! Not just a dull vibration noise but a shrill, almost squeaking noise. I so want to like this, but alas, I can't seem to get past the noise. As much as I want this to be a regular and live in the nightstand, I fear it must be downgraded to the closet bin as a back-up. So sad...