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If you are looking for a vibrator with a lot of powerful vibrations, pulses, patterns that escalate then this is it. This is an intense vibrator with a LOT to offer. Definately earns a spot on the top of my toy box!
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Pros
Intense patterns, vibrations and functions
Cons
Loud and may numb your hand
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Lia lover i 10 from California Exotics left me stunned and unable to talk correctly. My body had residual vibrations for 30 minutes after I quit using it. If you like intense vibrations, you will absolutely love this vibrator.

It is so strong that when I put the batteries in after opening it, my husband heard it from another room and came to inquire what I was doing. It is probably the strongest vibrator that I have. It is in no way discreet so it's best to wait for everyone who is not going to be included in playing with it to leave. That is of course unless you plan on having the stereo turned up loud enough to drown out the growling virations and pulses that this bad boy emits.

Have no fears though, the wait is definately worth it. If you want a vibrator that vibrates, pulses, escalates and pretty much rocks the shit out of your world then look no farther. This is it!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This vibrator is made of plastic and silicone that is food-grade material, latex-free, hypo-allergenic, phthalates-free and is non-porous. It has a safety rating of 8 which is a step way above a lot of the vibes that I have, I can see this one staying at the top of my toy box.

I noticed no smell or taste, as strong as it is however, I wouldn't suggest putting it in your mouth with it on...you may lose a tooth.

The texture is smooth. It does have waves and ribs that run the length of the shaft. This vibrator would be appreciated by more advanced users and beginners alike. If you are a beginner be warned that all the functions are intense so it may spoil you to other vibes.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

There is a lot to the design of this vibrator. It looks a bit like a large purple asparagus sprout. Bulbous at the base of the shaft that sprouts a smaller wave and then sprouts another smaller one again. It has waves that also run the length, and a curve at the tip for g-spot stimulation.

It is 8 1/2" long with an insertable length of a little over 6". At the widest point on the base of the insertable shaft it is 2" in diameter. It gradually gets smaller in diameter until the tip of the vibrator where it is 1 1/4" at the top.

The ribs where it "sprouts" and the waves are definately felt upon insertion and use adding quite the feeling when you are using it.

The base of the vibrator where the controls and battery compartment are is hard plastic with a metal ring and a rubber o-ring to keep out water so that you can use it in the shower or bath as well.

It is large enough to satisfy most people and the way that it tapers makes it usable by people who like a smaller girth as well because of the amount that is available for insertion. It is fairly large so it may not be easy to hide...not that you could with the noise anyway.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

It is operated with 2-AA batteries that are placed in the base of the vibrator. There is a push button on both sides with a hole that runs entirely through it. While not entirely sure what the hole is for, I am thinking of running a cord through it for hanging it in my shower.

This is one powerful S.O.B. One control is your on/off button. The other controls the 10 different vibrations, pulses and escalations that it offers.

1) Low vibe- And when I say low I am down playing it, it is pretty powerful
2) Medium vibe- Again this is what most consider strong
3) High vibe- This is pretty loud and very strong
4) Fast pulses- A 3 pulse pattern that is fast and strong
5) Pulse- This is a short pulse then a long pulse and repeats
6) Pulse- This pulse is a short, short, long pulse
7) Pulse- This is a 5 series of pulses that escalate
8) Deep Growl- This is a deep vibration that increases then has 2 pulses and repeats
9) Deep Growl- Deep vibration that increases and is followed by 3 pulses, super loud
10) Deep Growl- This is an intense growling vibration followed by 3 pulses. This one will rock you to the core. It is loud!

If you are like me and love deep, intense vibrations this vibrator will drive you over the edge within minutes at most.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Powerful
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Cleaning this vibrator is simple. I use warm water and soap and allow it to dry before storing it in its original plastic box. Always remove batteries before cleaning and storing.

It is silicone so I would suggest a water-based lube. If you choose to use something else, I would suggest a small test spot first to be sure that it won't cause damage.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Experience

After I was testing the batteries and playing with it to see the functions. My husband heard it from the other room to see what I was doing. He thought that I was printing something and the printer was messing up, lol. He told me "Well aren't we supposed to test this out?"

After lubing up, it literally took me seconds with him at the control and guiding it to have an intense orgasm. He didn't stop there and continued until he had to join in the fun. He did say afterward that his hand was a little numb from the vibrations...but hey, that's a price that I will gladly pay for the orgasms that it produces.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: tntblue
    Ty
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    thanx for sharing
  • Contributor: snowminx
    I liked how you described most of the settings instead of just listing them.
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    Thank you so much!
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