Looking for that vroom that curves to the right places? Well if you are trying to have a G-spot related orgasm, it is a must in your life. The Posh is designed as a vibrator for this and a whole lot more. While it does a great job at G-spot stimulation it doesn't lack in other areas either. The patterns allow for an intense clitoral teasing as well. In what will be a trend for each section I am going to keep it simple, which is a theory that this toy really follows.

Briefly: it has very strong clitoral stimulation and vibration, as well as a curve solid enough to hit the G-spot and do some intense teasing of it. This toy is great for solo play, couples, or even fun in the tub given the fact it is waterproof.

The Teaser is made out of pure silicone, making it one of the safest toys you can buy. It's a very smooth material, and the small lines where it is put together in the mold really aren't even bothersome. With a little bit of lube it moves quite freely and easily and doesn't really grab like some other toys do. The fact that it is silicone also means it is super safe, super easy to clean, and has no real smell or taste at all.

Briefly: soft, waterproof, smooth silicone is the material. Quite fun!

For me the design of this toy was a big plus. The shape allowed some positive G-spot stimulation while in use, and really wasn't too big to handle or anything along those lines. The toy itself was a little bit girthy, but that is just a matter of personal preference since its 1.5” diameter really puts it in the middle of typical sizes. The controls of the toy are on the very end of it which makes it pretty convenient when using as well. Just a simple tap and you're off to the next mode out of the 10 and you get to ride the scream train. The best is when you accidentally whack it while having a good time!

One of the other pluses is I found that the toy itself thankfully was not too heavy to work with at all. A lot of time multi-function vibrators run off of a handful of AA batteries and that is just never fun and frankly can get tiresome on a wrist. The two AAA batteries make this about as heavy as a small tv remote to handle, so it's an absolute breeze. The fact that it is smaller since it is only about 6 inches long makes it easy to pack on trips as well. It has a real simple but real smart design.

Briefly: Great shape for hitting the G-spot, buttons on the end for easy access, and it is lightweight and portable.

I borrowed this list from ChubbyNerd's review because it really is the best and most simple way to describe the functions and in order.

1)Vibrate (High)
2)Vibrate (Medium)
3)Vibrate (Low)
4)Gradient Burst
5)Intermittent
6)Surge
7)Insta-Surge
8)Even Step
9)Roller Coaster Spurt
10)Pulsate

As I stated before the controls are right on the end of the toy and very easy to use and sometimes even accidentally whack when playing. The toy itself is somewhat heavy on the batteries in terms of power use, but it is extremely quiet. With a small amount of background noise it is basically undetectable and great if you are trying to sneakily get off while hiding somewhere. Best of all you get way more power than you would ever expect from a toy this quiet. They would have done better to have called it the Stealth Teaser as opposed to The Posh

The Teaser is waterproof and because it is silicone it basically bounced the water off like most silicone toys do. It didn't get lost from the water which is what happens to a lot of waterproof toys too, where the water overpowers the toy itself.

Briefly: Super quiet, super strong, 10 modes of fun.

So as much as glass will always hold my heart, silicone is slowly climbing up the lists of preferences. It is non-porous, a big plus, and more importantly it is a breeze to clean. Soap and hot water, toy cleaner, basically you can do just about anything to clean it but you should not put it in a dishwasher or boil it like other silicone toys because of the mechanical stuff on the inside that makes it buzz.

The only no-no for silicone: if you are going to use lube, which generally I recommend, be sure that you use water-based lubricant and not silicone, because the silicone-based lubricant is unsafe.

Briefly: Clean it however you want! NO SILICONE LUBE