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Ok for your ta-tas, but kind of misses the mark

Overall, we rate this a 3.5/5. May need a happy medium breast and nipple size for it to work well. For small nipples it only gave light teasing around the areola, for large nipples the initial pleasure quickly bordered on overstimulation/pain. However, if you have larger nipples and like that sensation (nipple clamps, etc.) the Ta-tas may be good for you! An unconventional use we found it worked well for was on the penis head for some great edging sensations!
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Pros
Strong manual suction attaching to breasts.
Good for edging a penis head!
Mostly silicone design.
Cons
Too little or too much stimulation.
Loud mechanical whirring.
Hard to switch out spinning nub.
Rating by reviewer:
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Use

The ta-tas are intended to use on the breasts/nipples. The suction cup feature is more of a manual suction attachment just to attach the ta-tas to the breasts (by squeezing the sides of the top bulb then releasing to suction the cups to the breasts) - unfortunately not a suction pumping feature where it will automatically suck your breasts in and out which is what we were hopeful for! No matter, as the suction power is relatively strong to hold the cups on the breasts, especially compared to the standard rubber suction cups (that are similar to suction cup base of dildos). You can keep increasing the suction with continual squeeze and release - it was even strong enough to raise my (a guy) relatively flat chest and nipples up to the stimulators after repeating the suction a few times!

The ta-tas come with 3 interchangeable rotating nub/stimulators to attach to the toy. We did not find the stimulation to be much different between the different attachments, only slightly different sensations - mostly between using the one with a bunch of thin nubs versus the few larger nubs.

Interchangeable nubs/stimulators

For small breasts/nipples (mine), the ta-tas stimulation is underwhelming, maybe a slight tease mostly around the areola and not much direct nipple stimulation we would prefer. Then when my wife and I were getting in the mood, I brought out the ta-tas and tried them on her. I put one on first, then suctioned up her nipple with the ta-ta till the rotating nubs were brushing her nipple (I knew this happened when she started moaning with pleasure!). She was surprised and commented it felt similar to oral pleasure on the nipples, with the general sucking around the breast combined with the stimulation on the nipples. However, it quickly became too much for her, overstimulating and bordering between pleasure and pain, as there is only one speed setting. Maybe there is a happy medium size of nipple the ta-tas work the best for, but for us it was both extremes - either too little stimulation or too much bordering on painful!

While definitely intended for breast/nipple stimulation, as we usually do trying to find different ways to use toys, using it in an unconventional way on my penis head was more pleasurable! With one of the attachments with a few larger nubs, putting my penis head next to it and turning on the rotation, it would spin the head of my shaft around, rubbing against all the little nubs around the inside circumference! This provides a perfect level of edging stimulation in my opinion, as it doesn't provide enough to push you over the edge using it on your penis head this way, but just enough stimulation to bring you close to the edge!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The ta-tas are mostly silicone and smooth except for the nubby silicone attachments and inside of the cup around the spinning attachment. The clear portion of the cup appears to be ABS which is rigid but also non-porous. Most of the toy is relatively firm, except for the soft portion on the sides of the top balloon for squeezing to manually suction the cups to breasts, and the nubs inside the cup are flexible.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The ta-tas are a relatively simple cup/balloon shape, fitting for their use on breasts/nipples! While they can kind of work on small nipples, it doesn't provide much stimulation and just a bit of tease mostly around the areola. The stimulation is more on medium to large nipples/breasts, but for large nipples the initial pleasure quickly borders on a bit painful. Maybe it would work better for medium sized nipples/breasts. The 'manual' suction attaching pressure can get a relatively strong hold. You can increase the suction attaching strength with repeated squeezing and releasing of the top balloon. There is a silicone ring on the outside of the clear cup for a more comfortable fit on the skin.
    • Strong pressure

Functions / Performance / Controls

The ta-tas have two main features, the 'manual' suctioning to attach the cups to the breasts, then the automated spinning function of the inside stimulator attachment. The suction can be relatively strong as you can increase the 'manual' suction strength with repeated squeezing and releasing of the top balloon to increase suction. The ta-tas stay on pretty well once suctioned, for hands-free play to focus the hands elsewhere! The different modes of the spinning function unfortunately only control the pattern of spinning (such as continuous spinning clockwise, counter-clockwise, spinning with short breaks, or spinning one way then the other). The spinning is what we would consider a medium speed. We wish it also changed the speed of the spinning with some of the modes.

The ta-tas make a very mechanical whirring sound when rotating and it is somewhat loud, not a pleasant sound. The hum of a vibrator is much more pleasant of course, then thrusting dildos get more mechanical sounding and loud, but we would say the mechanical whirring sound of the ta-tas are a bit more unpleasant than even the thrusting dildos we have. However, the mechanical whirring gets quieter after putting the ta-tas in place over a breast/nipple.

The ta-tas are rechargeable, and come with a dual magnetic charging wire. It is probably best to charge the ta-tas together as a pair to make sure the current is properly split between charging each ta-ta. Too much current charging one at a time will reduce the battery life over time. With that, some other (single) magnetic charging wires from EdenFantasys will work to charge a ta-ta in a pinch, but I would not recommend doing this much as the higher current in the single ta-ta will reduce the battery life over time.

Charging wire
    • Rechargeable
    • Stays on well

Care and Maintenance

The ta-tas are all non-porous material so not super difficult to clean, but the toy does not come apart for cleaning except for the spinning attachment nub (which is a bit difficult to take off). The silicone ring at the end of the cup, and the cup, are not removable like some other suction pump toys. This should minimize the gunk that builds up in grooves that are there in the toys with removable parts, but makes it a little more difficult to clean inside the ta-tas cup/the nubs.

Packaging

The Ta-tas box is very pretty with a cute design on it, and very discreet. While the pattern may be suggestive of what's inside (the two circles - only if you know that the two 'ta-tas' are inside), otherwise nobody would be any the wiser what's inside. The only possible hint is a sticker on the back that says adult novelty.

Box

The package contains the two 'ta-tas' wrapped in plastic with the interchangeable nubs, a charging cord, and a product manual.

Package contents
    • Discreet looking packaging
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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