Okay, so I bought this toy about 9 months ago and have used it on and off since. I've recently given up and stopped using it all together (see below.) I'm not going to take a lot of time describing it because I think that aspect has been pretty well covered. But, there are a few complaints that I feel like I have to make.

Complaint #1: I am going to clarify this statement by saying that I am not a dirty person. I have clean lady parts. However, something about this toy makes me smell very weird downstairs. In addition, the toy absorbs the same weird smell and it can't be washed away. I don't know if it is the material or what, but it just doesn't agree with me. It makes me itchy and gives me weird discharge. Maybe I have a mild allergy to the material. It hasn't sent me to the doctor but it definitely isn't sexy. I clean it before and after I use it, so I don't think it is an external factor.

Again, I consider myself a clean person and I don't have any health issues that could explain it. This situation only occurs when I use the toy. I stopped using it for about 3 months just to see if maybe it was something going on with me. Tried it again the other day with the same results. It's now destined for that place where old sex toys go. Heaven? Landfill? The hell if I know, but I'm not using it anymore. So, be warned.

Complaint #2: It's not really effective. I don't have to work to keep it in at all. Granted, I'm only 24 and haven't had kids, so I may not be the target audience for products like this. It isn't heavy or large, so it really just hangs out in there. It's pretty difficult to get the little weighted balls to actually roll so I pretty much stop noticing it after 5 minutes.