When I say "vibrator," what do you think of? When I think of a vibrator, I think of something that comes in a cool color/design, will stimulate and excite, and most importantly will unfailingly vibrate when it's being used. Unfortunately, First Sight Love misses the mark on all of those.

First of all, the color is a gross putrid pink and the jewels look much cheaper and tackier in real life than they do in the pictures. I'll have to let all that slide though because well, there are pictures that show what the color is... so yeah, that's my bad.

Despite the color, this vibrator was still lacking in the other two critical categories. We popped in a couple AA batteries... and nothing happened. The batteries were backwards, which was again something I was responsible for. Oops. Even after we got that mistake [e]rectified (see what I did there) the problems didn't stop. For the amount of noise this little thing makes it doesn't pack a very powerful punch, I think it's so lacking I'm having a hard time recommending this toy to even beginners, my wife is a beginner (this is her first vibrator) and we've found this toy more frustrating than exciting. The most frustrating part is that during the normal operation of this toy the battery cap kept coming unscrewed, which is a serious mood killer if you can finally get the vibrations to come at a consistent level, and even that is harder than it ever should be. The dial that controls vibration levels is more sensitive than... um, a really sensitive person, and looser than... er, a really loose person. OK, no more jokes.

Seriously though, this toy is more trouble than I think it's worth. It won't excite anybody, especially experienced users, and it will end up just frustrating beginner's with it's finicky controls and unreliability.