OK, so I got this one on a whim because it was inexpensive and the shape and size seemed fairly intriguing. When I received it I was a bit shocked at the crappy packaging, but beggars can't be choosers and maybe that played into the price point. Either way, I was anxious to give it a try.

So I tore into the fantastic plastic bag that passed as packaging and took a closer look. The quality was OK. The texture was somewhat pleasing. It looked like more of a utilitarian tool than some of the other artistic beauties that I had gotten in the past. Now, of course I am a guy and, as usual with my reviews, I buy toys for two purposes: to use them on my partner, and to watch my partner use them on herself. In this case, I was going for option A. So I popped a couple of batteries in the thing and fired it up. Fairly decent power. Nothing earth shattering, but adequate. The size was a little bigger than she was used to and it was quite solid so I was uneasy about that. The shape was well-positioned to go in and find the sensitive spots, so I plotted my strategy and waited until nightfall before introducing the new toy.

Yeah, not a warm reception. In fact, I think the answer I got was that if I was going to insert something that size and that hard, it had better be me. Flattering, sure, but left me feeling a bit disappointed. So change in plans. See that curved tip? Adjust the vibrations to the right wavelength, insert gingerly, and you have yourself an inexpensive gadget capable of making her squirm. Bypassing a full insertion, I found that the vibrations at that curved tip were about perfect for doing some external and labial stimulation. Cool, I guess I didn't piss away that $18.99 after all! Moral of the story here is that if she is into dainty, pretty toys this might not be the right choice unless you're looking for something to tickle and tease with.