The My Pleaser is (supposedly) a triple stimulation vibrator intended to provide anal, vaginal, and clitoral stimulation. Sadly, the only part of that trifecta that it actually delivers is the vaginal portion. If, that is, you can tolerate its short stubby arms stimulating NOT your anus or your clitoris...but your perineum and your urethra instead.

For whom will this toy actually work? Someone whose anus, vagina, and clitoris are in unusually close quarters to one another. That is the only way those little arms will reach their intended targets.

I did also try the toy anally. It is safe in terms of the arms preventing the toy from slipping completely inside of you. I would suggest that you always cover with a condom as the bumpy texture makes it difficult to clean and the material itself is not sterilizable.

This pretty, purple toy is made of TPE (Thermoplastic Elastomer), with a nubbed/ridged texture and a hard plastic base. Unfortunately, the texture does next to nothing to add stimulation. However, it does make anal insertion a bit more difficult, necessitating a warm-up before employing it in that way. If you plan to purchase this toy intending to use it anally, I would recommend it for more advanced users.

The design of this toy is, honestly, pretty pathetic. It has a bulbous shape, which is wider at the top than it is at the base. It has two textures. The head has oval shaped areas on either side with a bumpy texture and the shaft has some ridges that are both entirely unnoticeable when the toy is inserted. The dual arms have smooth, marble-sized swells on the ends. The arms are meant to stimulate the user anally and clitorally, but they fail miserably. They are far too short. One arm pushes against the perineum and the other digs rather painfully into the urethral entrance. They are fairly flexible, so they can be pushed aside, but then why not simply purchase a plain dildo, without the useless arms?

In theory, it is reversible. By that I mean that it is symmetrical, with its a bumpy texture and twin arms appearing on both sides. There is nothing to designate one arm as an anal stimulator and one as a clitoral stimulator. I find that to be an important flaw in the design of this toy. I would not want the side that I used anally to be used anywhere else by mistake.

The My Pleaser has 4 1/2 inches of insertable length and 1 3/8 inches in diameter. Totaling 5 1/2 inches in length from base to tip, this toy is easy to hide due to its fairly small size, but it is not very discreet. It's pretty clearly some kind of sex toy.

The function of this toy is very simple. It has three levels of vibration - low, medium, and high. Clicking the button at the base cycles once through the settings. The controls are straightforward and easy to use. The fourth click shuts off the vibrations. The toy is actually moderately strong and impressively quiet. It has held up to both splashed water in the shower and being fully immersed.

As far as I can tell, the arms actually translate vibrations remarkably well, for the vibrator being located at the tip of the main shaft. However, since they cannot reach the areas they're intended to stimulate, that fact is kind of irrelevant.

TPE toys cannot be disinfected with boiling water. You can wash them with warm water and toy cleaner or mild soap. The TPE of this toy is quite firm, with little to no give in the shaft and slight flexibility in the arms. Do not use oil-based lubricants with this toy as they may be incompatible. I store the toy in a covered bin beside my bed.

The toy is packaged in a simple plastic bubble pack with a cheesy nude couple in the background. It does not include instructions. The package cannot be used as a gift box, but could be used as a storage box, I suppose, as it snaps open and shut easily.

I am honestly considering hacking off the arms. I'm not kidding. The bumpy texture is really pleasant for stimulating the clitoris, but it is very awkward to pull it off with the arms in the way. I'll report back if I do end up performing some modifications.