To begin, there is nothing about this toy that can be considered discreet. It is large, loud, and very difficult to change speeds. I have never owned a toy like this before, and I must say, I was quite curious about the whole concept of being able to use this discreetly. This toy turned out to be a huge disappointment.

The bullet itself is the first thing that I do not like about it. When I first got the toy, I could not get it work. It took me about five minutes of shaking and pounding on this thing to get it started. Once I got it to turn on, I could not get it to turn off! Finally, I just removed the batteries. After using it two times, I can get it to turn off by holding down the on/off button for about 30 seconds. With that aside, the bullet itself is very poor. I am not sure how many settings are suppose to be on it. Some people say five, but I counted six on mine. There is a constant high, medium, and low vibration, and then there are three pulsating settings. The bullet is very weak, and once you slip the cover over it, the thing barely vibrates. The settings are also very hard to get to. There is nothing discreet about having to reach your hand down your pants to dig around for a little button located on the back of the bullet.

The sound is much too loud to use without being noticed. The bullet itself is not overly loud, but once in the cover, it gets louder. It is absolutely louder than a vibrating cell phone, and most people can hear those even if you have them stuffed in your purse.

The shape of this toy is awful. I am not sure who designed this toy, but it was - for sure - not a woman. The part that pushes against your clitoris is much too high and too hard. It is very uncomfortable to use. Due to the large bump in the front and the bullet underneath it, it will literally make it look like you have a penis. I would not recommend putting this in your panties and going out in public, unless you don't mind some embarrassment.

Overall, I absolutely hate this toy. I would not recommend it to anyone.

I have had the Panty Play for a while now, and my feelings on it have not changed at all. I used it one more time, just to give it another chance. I still hated it. I can not think of anything good to say about this toy. I hate the feeling of it and I hate the shape of it. I really think this toy was poorly designed.