I am not a fan of this toy. The girth of it is nice and manageable, and the turn-dial controls are convenient for fine-tuning the level of control for the vibrations, which is a good change of pace if you find yourself getting exasperated with flashy multi-setting toys, but the blueberry bliss really does not improve upon my regular unaided solo routine at all.

The toy did almost nothing for my clit. I hated how I had to struggle to find a way for it to work for me and still came up short. The vibration is strongest in the bulge above the tip, so the vibration is comparatively weak in the tip, which is too large and rounded for any kind of focused vibration. If I work it just right, I can get a little bit of a pleasant buzzing sensation, but it never gets me anywhere remotely close to orgasm.

The toy also utterly fails as at g-spot stimulation. The shape and hardness of the material are definite problems, as I could not angle the toy properly to hit my g-spot, and when I tried the angle stretched me unpleasantly or hurt me. The problem with the location of the strongest vibrations is even worse with internal use, because if I wanted to get a strong vibration near my g-spot I had to press the toy upwards, which made it buzz painfully against my pubic bone. I think I could have tolerated it better if the materials were softer or more flexible, but it's so hard I can get numb or achey after a few minutes of use.

The only strength the toy has is that, with suitable lube, the bulges can be good for thrusting motions and stimulating the vaginal opening. This really doesn't do it for me though, and can get monotonous, but in my boredom and struggle to find SOME use for the toy, I discovered that it can be used for kegel exercises. When I clenched my muscles right I could force the toy out of me, so I could get a bit of a workout inserting it by hand and then trying to push it out.

The noise level is acceptable, but at its highest setting, the toy can rumble like it's going to come apart, and that's something I had to keep in mind whenever I turned it up.

I really have a problem with the way the batteries are held in. The vibrations are controlled by the twist dial at the bottom, but also the bottom has to be twisted to open the battery pack, so I worry about accidentally popping the batteries out, especially since it's supposed to be safe to take into the bath or shower. I took it in the bath and it hasn't worked as well since, and I don't know whether to blame the battery container design (maybe I accidentally twisted it open enough for water to get in?), its dubiously water-proof nature, or battery over-sensitivity--since the problem partially resolved itself when I replaced the new batteries with slightly newer ones.

At best the toy offers some teasing, light stimulation, and at worst just hurts. Worst of all, the toy is just boring. When I've got a toy going I'd like to actually be enjoying myself, not idly wondering about battery power and alternate uses for it.