I will start off by saying that I have never tried a nipple pump or vibrator before. However, I have very sensitive nipples- I'm able to orgasm from nipple stimulation alone in some circumstances. Because of this, I found this toy quite an appealing concept. I'm sad to say that it was nothing but a disappointment though.

As soon as I took the nipple teaser out of the package I could tell that it was poorly made. The jelly material that the suction part is made out of had flaws to it making the edges not smooth which impeded its ability to form a good seal and actually suction onto a nipple. No matter what I did I couldn't get it to stay on my nipples at all. I even tried putting the bullet in the opposite side that it's supposed to, which left me with a larger bulb to suction. This worked a bit better and actually allowed the item to stay suctioned to a nipple for maybe a minute.

The vibrator on this toy requires two AA batteries. The controller has a dial device which allows you to slowly increase the intensity of the vibrations to your desired level rather than being constrained by preset levels. The highest level I would say is still pretty weak though, and as far as noise goes, it's not the quietest toy out there. It's also not too horribly loud either though.

Since I really couldn't get the suction part to work I decided to try it out with just holding the suction piece on my nipple. After a few minutes I decided that this was really doing nothing for me though. Plus it bothered me that I could only stimulate one nipple at a time. I tried ditching the jelly suction part and just using the vibrator on my nipples on it's own. But really then- how is this toy any different than a regular bullet? Although this felt mildly pleasurable, it certainly wasn't going to be enough to get me off. Finally, fed up, I just used the vibrator as a bullet on my clit. While the vibrations were weaker than I generally enjoy I was still able to achieve orgasm.

Sadly, I think this is one of those toys that will go in my "junk toys" bin, never to be used again. When I showed it to my partners I couldn't even convince them to help me try it out as they both just said it looked like crap. Another sad failure.