My friend got me a cute little gift set since she can't make it to the wedding, and to my surprise, these showed up inside the bag! My friend said she got them from Eden, so I knew I just had to do a review on them. I was laughing because she knows how horrible I think they look to begin with, but she bet me $50 to wear them during sex. I'm still contemplating if that is going to happen or not... Probably not, but you'll see why in a bit.


I did put them on for her to see, so she knew I at least wore them once. In my opinion, the material isn't all that great. The entire thing is made out of Polyester, which isn't a very expensive material to begin with. It was semi-comfortable to wear, except for the fact that the back of the G-String was so damn tight that it left a red cut right above my butt crack. The ruffles were very itchy to top it all off. Not pretty! And that was only after half an hour of wearing them.


Worst of all, when I tried to remove the panties, I noticed that they were already starting to come undone right where the front "I Love You" meets the actual g-string itself. I am a size 10 in jeans, and these were not tight, but not loose on me. They seem to be one of those panties that has the potential to fit most people UNDER the pant size of 12. Now this obviously depends on how big your butt is, how wide your hips are, etc. I know girls who look a lot larger than me and claim to wear size 10 as well. It's pretty much a 50/50 chance of them fitting or not fitting you. The waist measurements are shown in the next section.


The "I Love You" piece covers all of your bits, so you wont need to worry about your "fat cat" sticking out. I'm not intending to offend anyone, I just thought it was an appropriate term considering myself and every girl I know complains of having a chubby pussy. I always have trouble finding thongs that fully cover my vulva, and these will not be one of those that I need to worry about. The ruffles even act as some extra covering for that area anyway, so even if there's a little bit of your bits showing, the ruffles greatly take away from that.


The lace from the ruffles sheds like a dog. Stuff is constantly falling off these undies and you can feel it all over your legs after walking around, and it will have you scratching quite a bit. Probably one reason why these need to be washed first before wearing them. The shedding leads us to the worst aspect: How itchy and uncomfortable they are to wear. The ruffles left me a little bit of irritation all around my vulva, and I was still scratching even after I took them off. I have somewhat sensitive skin, but underwear rarely irritate me. So maybe the material itself was upsetting my skin, or it might have been something on or in the material. (Such as a bleach, soap, etc.) These should definitely be washed first.


These panties are great as a gag gift, or something to wear for a short amount of time. In no way are these going to last through more than 2 washes in the washer machine, so love them while you can! Not something you want to wear to the office, because as you sit up and sit down, your butt crack will be getting a major wedgie. I can tell you that for sure. I can't speak for all women, because my panties may have just been those "one" panties that got made poorly.


According to the price they are obviously cheap, and as you all know, cheap things have to be washed just as carefully as expensive things. You want to wash these on a delicate cycle, with cold water and lingerie soap. A soft detergent would be just fine as well. I do not recommend throwing these in the dryer, but rather hanging them up to dry. These undies will either shrink, or fall apart at the seams.


The quality of the print was great, aside from all the other bad aspects to these panties. The "I <3 You" sign was printed on very nicely, and the color was rich/dark. The printing didn't have any holes or blank spots within the letters and heart like you see with most t-shirts, jackets, etc. The color still stayed after washing as well, and the red from the heart did NOT wash off and turn the undies pink.

I would say that these make a good "stuffer" gift. Something you throw in a birthday gift bag, stocking, etc. They are definitely more of a novelty type item, and I would probably only purchase these as a gag gift. They wont hold up long, and as a matter of fact, just broke apart as I sat here looking them over. Definitely just not a good buy. Thankfully, I wasn't the one who wasted $7 on them! As far as packaging, my undies came covered in a simple, clear plastic bag. No box or anything you'll really have to worry about. Packaging is recyclable and can be thrown away easily. The bag did not include any washing instructions, so follow the directions above if you are going to wash these (in which you should!!!).


If you're wondering if these will fit you, here are the measurements:


Waistband unstretched: 14 inches


Waistband comfortably/loosely stretched: 21.5 inches


Waistband MAX stretched: 25 inches


Like I mentioned, I am jean size 10. Measuring my size 10 American Eagle jeans, they come out to 26 inches. These panties fit me by LUCK. Although they weren't extremely tight feeling on me, they were tight fitting. This should give you something to think about before purchase.

You can tell from my review that this was not a quality product and there isn't much else I can say that wasn't said in the review. Low quality, falls apart, and doesn't fit all that well.